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Romney follows dad | Releases 12 years of tax returns
Posted by: Dan Brown
Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 13:14:19 -0700 | political-news
In a shocking turn of events, Mitt Romney released 12 years of tax returns today, sending reporters and pundits alike rushing to comb the documents for information that might well determine the outcome of the presidential election. They found zilch....
Romney: Base Pay On Woman’s Height, Not Length of Clitoris!
Posted by: Dan Brown
Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-03-06 08:47:55 -0800 | political-news
POLITICAL SATIRE Washington, DC—Mitt Romney reiterated today that he is in favor of fair pay for women, but this time added that he would not have supported the Lilly Ledbetter “Paycheck Fairness Act.” Although winning a simple majority, 52-47, the...
Romney asks Peeping Toms to join bedroom surveillance team
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Richmond :: VA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 22:42:16 -0700 | political-news
POLITICAL SATIRE Richmond, VA—In an effort to grab a bigger share of the women’s vote come November, Mitt Romney has proposed legislation that would decriminalize Peeping Tomism and instead press the nation’s estimated 1 million windowsill voyeurs into government service....
Romney breaks collarbone showing how to rein in Wall Street
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Las Vegas :: NV :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 22:44:20 -0700 | political-news
POLITICAL SATIRE Las Vegas—GOP Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney suffered a broken collarbone today after taking a turn with a raging bull at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada. The accident was precipitated by an off-the-cuff remark made...
Romney calls Trump "Birther Of A Nation," gets new hairdo
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Las Vegas :: NV :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 14:45:21 -0700 | political-news
POLITICAL SATIRE Las Vegas—Amid the fallout over a high school prank, Mitt Romney has sought to redirect attention from his homophobic scalping of a classmate to his personal makeover a la Donald Trump. After kissing the ring of former Newt...
Romney Admits Bain Capital Was Initially Called Pain Capital
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Boston :: MA :: USA | updated 2012-07-28 01:35:58 -0700 | political-news
Political Satire Boston, MA--In a shocking and rare display of honesty, the presidential campaign of Mitt Romney corroborated a report from an unidentified source that the initial name of Bain Capital was in fact Pain Capital. What’s more, the alteration...
