Thanks for the 3rd grade taunts and name calling B.Honest. It really shows you do have a knack for insults in a non-existent debate. What were we debating again? Oh right - nothing. I never actually had any point other than to smear Obama with a few sexist jokes. Ease up little man, dont get your panties all up in a bunch. You are a woman arent you?

As for checking my facts, Im not going to copy and paste the numerous websites that have researched the book banning, 62% cutting, AIP member lies. Its well documented through articles in Newsweek, CNN, FactCheck.org, etc etc etc. I know you get allllll fired up and start whistling like my kettle on the stove when I actually object to your points, but its just the truth. Sorry, thats just how it is. I mean maybe all of those respected news organizations are just liars and no one even realizes it. Or maybe they just did the work for me and you were oblivious to the truth. (heres the FactCheck link in case you dont believe my lies http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/sliming_palin.html)

Oh yeah, did you read the headline on FoxNews.com today? It was hilarious

"What have you done wrong when Sarah Palin comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? Its obvious you made the chain too long."
- Barack Obama

Dear B.Honest:

It seems you have been fooled by the rumor mill that exists on the internet (aka DailyKos) once again. Sarah Palin cutting funding for special needs children by 62%? Hardly my uninformed friend. The truth of the matter is that she actually TRIPPLED the funding for special needs children, from approx. $26,900 per student to $73,840, a 175% increase!! Someone seems to be at the end of their rope if they thought WE WOULDN'T ACTUALLY CHECK THEIR SOURCES.

Oh how the ways of the internet love to skew things. Cheers

AreWeNotMen - THANK YOU for finally getting the reference. I couldn't possibly believe that everyone in the free world (and oppressed world, we can't forget those in Darfur) would miss it. Speaking of missing things, in case you missed it this morning I opened up the latest issue of Time magazine and the featured article had this to say...

"Did I ever tell you about the time Barack took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Barack takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Barack yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'"

- Bill Braskey, recounting one of his many adventures with Barack Obama as a young teenager hopped up on blow

Dear Internet,

I am free to make up anything I want, everyone these days is doing it so why not? Heres my latest one found in the Cleveland Plain Dealer:

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights."
- Barack Obama

This morning I found this quote in the Chicago Tribune front page...

"And did you hear what my opponent, Sarah Palin did when she got back from the battered womens clinic? She didn’t do anything, but she should have done the dishes if she knew what was good for her."
- Barack Obama