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Eric in a Pickle
The Coalition Communities and Local Government Secretary, Eric Roly Poly Pickles, who is the only Government Minister who can be seen without a microscope, on Google Earth, was in a pickle today, after a blazing row with his
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Sarkosy becomes a Stilt Man
President Nicolas Midget Sarkosy who is thought to be sensitive about his height found himself on top of the world today as he got his first pair of stilt shoes. The stilts concealed in his specially made
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Disabled man sells magic carpet rides to court
A disabled male pensioner by the name of Fred Wheeler, has been taken to court for selling magic carpet rides whilst claiming a disability pension. A local bus company by the name of Dick Turpin, reported him, after
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Lady Ga Ga gets meaty on Hollywood Boulevard
Lady Ga Ga who is partial to wearing clothes made from raw meat was today seen walking along Hollywood Boulevard wearing a string of pork sausages around her neck instead for a necklace, a mini dress made from slices of raw turkey and
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New Political Trend in Boxed up babies and children
Following revelations that UK Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha have been making the baby daughter Flo, sleep in a Ginsters Cornish Pasty box instead of a cot, a new political trend has been started..... Barak
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David Cameron That dreaded and repulsive Social Worker Die-Ann Bland has been round again today, this time to make sure that Baby Flo has been put to bed in a fresh Ginsters Pasty Box, she insisted that the last one had
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Boxed up Cornish Baby Cameron
UK Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha, have been visited by Social Services today after a neighbour living at number 11 Downing Street reported them for child abuse. The neighbour Nick Clog and his wife
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Driving instructor driven up the wall!
My sister was taking driving lessons, but driving her instructor up the wall, so he suggested that she went to the local British School of Motoring offices and ask them to put her on the simulator. My dopey sister went into
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'Rhesus Negative'
My sister worked for a cafe chain called "Reeces" in Liverpool until she got pregnant with her first child. Reeces had many branches, she worked in them all. <
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Queen Elizabeth II Applied for a poverty grant today to heat the palace but the benefits agency said No, so I had to get my electric and gas meters put on the fiddle, hopefully if Phillip doesn't slip up and let the cat out
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