http://www.allvoices.com/ en-us In a shocking turn of events, Mitt Romney released 12 years of tax returns today, sending reporters and pundits alike rushing to comb the documents for information that might well determine the outcome of the presidential election. They found zilch.... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12390403-romney-follows-dad-releases-12-years-of-tax-returns Fri, 15 Jun 2012 12:22:49 -0700 POLITICAL SATIRE Washington, DC-Mitt Romney reiterated today that he is in favor of fair pay for women, but this time added that he would not have supported the Lilly Ledbetter "Paycheck Fairness Act." Although winning a simple majority, 52-47, the... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12350631-romney-base-pay-on-womans-height-not-length-of-clitoris Sat, 09 Jun 2012 11:24:08 -0700 POLITICAL SATIRE Richmond, VA-In an effort to grab a bigger share of the women's vote come November, Mitt Romney has proposed legislation that would decriminalize Peeping Tomism and instead press the nation's estimated 1 million windowsill voyeurs into government service.... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12327976-romney-asks-peeping-toms-to-join-bedroom-surveillance-team Wed, 06 Jun 2012 08:23:21 -0700 POLITICAL SATIRE Las Vegas-GOP Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney suffered a broken collarbone today after taking a turn with a raging bull at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada. The accident was precipitated by an off-the-cuff remark made... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12311429-romney-breaks-collarbone-showing-how-to-rein-in-wall-street Mon, 04 Jun 2012 09:04:28 -0700 POLITICAL SATIRE Las Vegas-Amid the fallout over a high school prank, Mitt Romney has sought to redirect attention from his homophobic scalping of a classmate to his personal makeover a la Donald Trump. After kissing the ring of former Newt... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12286397-romney-calls-trump-birther-of-a-nation-gets-new-hairdo Thu, 31 May 2012 10:36:40 -0700 Political Satire Boston, MA--In a shocking and rare display of honesty, the presidential campaign of Mitt Romney corroborated a report from an unidentified source that the initial name of Bain Capital was in fact Pain Capital. What's more, the alteration... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12132846-romney-admits-bain-capital-was-initially-called-pain-capital Thu, 10 May 2012 16:51:43 -0700 It is fashionable these days to say that America's political system is broken. But that couldn't be further from the truth. America's system of government with its checks and balances is working just fine. The executive branch develops policies and... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12044933-our-political-system-not-broken-just-read-the-instructions Sun, 29 Apr 2012 11:29:10 -0700 POLITICAL SATIRE Houston, TX- The dispute that led to the tragic shooting death of Clyde T. Coburn, owner of the Pleasant Valley Mining Company, has turned into what some call a blessing in disguise as the Texas legislature passed the... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12039717-stand-your-ground-and-mineral-rights-clash-miner-murdered Sat, 28 Apr 2012 08:24:20 -0700 POLITICAL SATIRE Frostbite Falls, MN - GOP presidential front-runner Mitt Romney suffered a severe setback today as the self-proclaimed "varmint" hunter, hell-bent on adding an NRA-certified head to his parlor wall, was accidentally shot by another hunter, Bullwinkle R.... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12007674-romney-is-hunting-casualty-bullwinkle-claims-self-defense Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:53:59 -0700 POLITICAL SATIRE Georgetown, Grand Cayman - Mitt Romney will need to start singing another tune as he learned yesterday that Lady Gaga would not, under any circumstances, license the use of her hit song Born This Way to his presidential... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11991788-romney-campaign-song-wont-be-lady-gagas-born-this-way Sun, 22 Apr 2012 10:57:14 -0700 POLITICAL SATIRE Boston, MA- In a move that has some supporters biting their fingernails, the Romney presidential campaign took a hard stand yesterday against the Buffet Rule, calling it "self-serving" and an insult to ultra rich people everywhere. "Imagine,"... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11954104-romney-trashes-buffet-rule-disparages-it-as-self-serving Tue, 17 Apr 2012 09:48:08 -0700 POLITICAL SATIRE In the wake Rick Santorum's predicted and, to many Republican gray beards, overdue departure from the presidential campaign trail, coupled with an economy that's adding hundreds of thousands of jobs every month, and the Supreme Court of the... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11928281-romney-presidential-campaign-fears-romneycare-scotus-repeal Fri, 13 Apr 2012 08:50:33 -0700 POLITICAL SATIRE Columbia, SC -In an effort to dispel the fears of women who have mistakenly concluded that a proposed state-government-mandated vaginal probe is an invasive medical procedure, Republican frontrunner and inevitable presidential nominee Mitt Romney enlisted pro-life,... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11912055-presidential-campaign-vetting-news-haley-oks-vaginal-probe Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:31:09 -0700 George Town, Grand Cayman - Taking a weekend break from the presidential campaign juggernaut, Republican front-runner and the man who would be king, Mitt Romney unveiled a clever new recruitment plan for a running mate: a dunk tank. Responding to... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11911899-romney-presidential-campaign-opts-for-dunk-tank-to-choose-vp Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:20:31 -0700 Greenville, SC- In a last ditch attempt to revive his comatose presidential campaign, a cocky Newt Gingrich staked his fate on the Cinnamon Challenge in a packed auditorium at Bob Jones University yesterday. Senior presidential campaign advisor Randy Evans explained... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11911767-gingrich-presidential-campaign-accepts-cinnamon-challenge Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:07:04 -0700 In a move that has deeply ruffled the feathers of the National Rifle Association and caused major shockwaves throughout the nearly two dozen red states with "Stand Your Ground" laws on the books, Mitt Romney's presidential campaign announced today that... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11911746-romney-presidential-campaign-weighs-in-on-stand-your-ground Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:57:37 -0700 In a stunning U-turn, which even a spokesperson for the Santorum presidential campaign confessed was Romney-like in magnitude, former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum has now embraced a once popular form of female contraception. "As a devotee of medieval morality," Santorum... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11911637-santorum-presidential-campaign-embraces-female-contraception Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:47:31 -0700 The horrifying discovery that Dick Cheney's new heart belonged to lifelong liberal has raised fears of organ rejection. The former vice president's team of cardiologists is reportedly considering the use of an experimental anti-rejection drug called Deliberatol. The drug, which... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11911594-cheneys-heart-transplanted-from-liberal-rejection-feared Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:37:17 -0700 Responding to a crisis highlighted in a recent Borowitz Report, Republican presidential campaigner Mitt Romney has approached Las Vegas casino magnate Sheldon Adelson, offering him the number two spot on the 2012 Republican ticket. As author Andy Borowitz pointed out,... info@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/11911501--romney-presidential-campaign-seeks-jewish-running-mate Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:28:09 -0700