http://www.allvoices.com/ en-us Hackers "Syrian Electronic Army" (Syrian Electronic Army, SEA) hacked Twitter news website E! Online and published a post about gay Justin Bieber. On Saturday in the Twitter post was published on the portal, it was reported that Justin Bieber is... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/14552655-syrian-hackers-announced-justin-biebers-gay-on-twitter funny-news Mon, 06 May 2013 03:36:14 -0700 The best financial move I ever made was not moving at all. What do I mean by that? Well I'm about to tell you. It all started in 2004 when I was just about to graduate from high school. I... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/14517401-my-best-financial-move-satire funny-news Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:03:35 -0700 According to sources Baby Food may be more natural than originally thought. Sources close to the situation have reported that most Baby Food comes from regurgitated fruits and vegetables from recent retirees. "Old Folks" are jumping back into the work... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/14238142-one-mans-waste-is-another-babys-food funny-news Thu, 14 Mar 2013 16:17:05 -0700 Butt (II) (2006) Butt (1999) Butt (1987) Angel Butt (1987) Wild at Butt (1990) The Courageous Butt of Irena Sendler (2009) (TV Movie) Young@Butt (2007) Playing by Butt (1998) Where the Butt Is (2000) Music of the Butt (1999) Crazy... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/13678220-replace-heart-with-butt-and-you-get-youtube funny-news Tue, 25 Dec 2012 05:37:38 -0800 As I was about to sit down at the laptop to do some research for They Walk Among Us (how`s that for a plug), I was distracted by a news report on KTLA. Something about stripper poles being sold...for some... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12905886-a-stripper-pole-for-your-suv funny-news Tue, 04 Sep 2012 06:46:05 -0700 So I am back on the 101 freeway where I spend too much of my life. There is no black primer Honda in sight. (You'll have to read the Donut Story to understand). This time, I am next to a... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12789543-what-exactly-does-hands-free-mean funny-news Wed, 15 Aug 2012 00:05:19 -0700 So I found one of my best friends from elementary school, let's call him Gregg cause that's his name, on Facebook and sent him a message. According to him, we had spoken about 19 years ago when last I tracked... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12784988-so-where-does-facebook-end-and-stalking-begin funny-news Tue, 14 Aug 2012 09:18:33 -0700 I was having coffee with my old friend Jack this morning, and as we were talking, I noticed he and I have reached the age where a measurable portion of our conversations aren't about the latest and coolest cars or... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12774110-getting-old-isnt-hard-it-just-takes-time funny-news Sun, 12 Aug 2012 22:03:08 -0700 I'm texting my friend Tracey today, because no one talks anymore. And as I continue to ramble on, similar to my "stories," she texts me, "blah, blah, blah." So I begin to wonder, where did "yada, yada, yada" go? I... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12764995-where-did-yada-yada-yada-go funny-news Fri, 10 Aug 2012 18:17:56 -0700 It seems Seth Horvitz of Washington, DC, ordered a flat screen TV from Amazon.com but received a Sig Sauer assault rifle. For some reason, I seem to be the only one that recognizes how these two go hand in hand.... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12758874-where-is-elvis-when-you-need-him funny-news Thu, 09 Aug 2012 22:34:48 -0700 It's hard for me to understand why the English language is the way it is. I was reading the news about a bus that said it had a "fiery crash." I am truly sorry about that, but why isn't it... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12749763-mr-webster-youre-fired funny-news Wed, 08 Aug 2012 19:19:15 -0700 So as I'm driving up the 101 Freeway today, in typical Los Angeles traffic, this punk teenager is driving his primer black Honda so close behind me, I could see the whites of his eyes. All the while I'm listening... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12694385-my-donut-is-really-pissing-me-off funny-news Tue, 31 Jul 2012 18:27:08 -0700 There is just something inherently wrong with going to Church on Sunday morning and finding a collection of shopping carts from Costco tucked away behind the chapel, strategically positioned next to a stack of recyclable materials. I know times are... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12679133-thou-shall-not-steel funny-news Sun, 29 Jul 2012 19:33:55 -0700 If you have tried to contact the Los Angeles Police Department recently you may have noticed their latest greeting. Last week, I called the main headquarters and asked to speak to a specific detective in the Robbery-Homicide unit. I was... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12674791-lapdthank-you-for-callinghow-may-we-not-help-you funny-news Fri, 27 Jul 2012 20:37:57 -0700 These shocking pictures of unlucky kids would take your breath away. In the highly civilized world, it's very annoying to see such photos which clearly shows how badly these kids are brought up. The shots are a proof that to... noreply@allvoices.com http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/12085814-shocking-pictures-of-unlucky-kids-having-worlds-worst-parents funny-news Fri, 04 May 2012 07:47:33 -0700