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A man came to Lubyanka and said: - I'm a spy and I want to surrender. - Who's spy are you? - I'm an American spy. - Well, then you ought to go to room #5. So he went to room #5 and said: - I'm an American spy and I want to surrender. - Do you have any firearms? - Yes, I do. - Then you have to go to room #7. He came to room #7 and said: - I'm an American spy, I want to surrender and I have a weapon. - Go to room #10. He came to room #10 and said: - I'm a spy, I want to surrender and I have a weapon. - Do you have a communication device? - Yes, I do. - Then go to room #20. He comes to room #20 and says: - I'm a spy, I want to surrender, I have a weapon and a communication device. - Do you have an assignment? - Yes. - Well, then go and do it - don't interrupt people's work! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lubyanka (Cyrillic: Лубянка) is the popular name for the headquarters of the KGB and affiliated prison on Lubyanka Square in Moscow.