10 Things That Madonna's Kids Will Grow Up Never Knowing How To Do, On Account Of Her Superstrength Arms

10 Things That Madonna's Kids Will Grow Up Never Knowing How To Do, On Account Of Her Superstrength Arms

Los Angeles : CA : USA | May 31, 2012 at 8:47 PM PDT
Source: Efron Freak
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I was looking through some pictures today of Madonna on the Israel stop on her tour , and as the light played across her rippling biceps, something occurred to me: if you are the child of Madonna, there are certain delusions that you are going to grow up laboring under. FULL ARTICLE AT Efron Freak
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