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Breaking News: How small a man is Anthony Weiner?
Posted by: Nathan Salant SelectMedia

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 16:07:08 -0700 | funny-news

For a guy so proud of his natural endowment that he's willing to risk a life of accomplishment to broadcast pictures of his "equipment" to women he doesn't know, former US congressman Anthony Weiner is shrinking in stature by the...
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Breaking News: ‘Diary ng Panget' Becomes a Movie (Trailer)
Posted by: ken_nic2009

Manila :: Philippines | updated 2014-07-22 01:22:23 -0700 | funny-news

Viva Films acquired the title ‘Diary ng Panget’ (An Ugly Person’s Diary) and adapted it to a film. Originally, the story came out online in a community called Wattpad. It was released by its author under the name HaveYouSeenThisGirl. On...
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Breaking News: The Bottom Line Is She Is Alive (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-08-19 12:32:49 -0700 | funny-news

Now everyone thought I was brave When life of my wife I did save But as help she’s crying Through my mind is flying It’s cheaper than buying a grave
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Breaking News: You're Welcome (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-08-28 14:08:18 -0700 | funny-news

To celebrate annivers’ry I took wife for cruise out at sea And on the ship’s flow When lights were turned low Was then when she’d throw up on me
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Breaking News: I Can't Stomach A Candy Coated Fink (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-17 13:53:50 -0700 | funny-news

My wife in an angry display Said who ate the candy from tray How I tried to save The life of that knave But my tummy gave him away
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Breaking News: Weird stories of hubby pushed off cliff, Weir's divorce, Christie's bridge
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-03-24 14:52:33 -0700 | funny-news

If you are like me, you are growing tired of reading about a missing plane and the second installment of the Charge of the Light Brigade in Crimea, but with Ukrainians and Russians involved this time. These are tragic and...
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Breaking News: Remember That Teacher You Fell In Love With (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-21 20:11:58 -0700 | funny-news

For beauty of teacher I drooled The heart of this student she ruled Each time she walked by What skies I would fly I miss those days I was home schooled
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Breaking News: For ultimate celebrity news, you don't have to go far (Satire)
Posted by: Michael Rappaport

Griffin :: GA :: USA | updated 2014-02-11 16:37:43 -0800 | funny-news

Shirley Temple died Monday. She was 85 years old and in the worst part of the Great Depression, she lifted Americans' spirits. She makes every list of top movie stars, but 44 of her 61 credits as an actor were...
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Breaking News: After apologizing for art history quip, Obama launches Project ObamaSketch (Satire)
Posted by: Punditty SelectMedia

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2014-02-21 19:17:31 -0800 | funny-news

Obamacare. Obamaphone. Obamanomics. Sure, it’s easy to make a new word out of the chief executive’s last name, but now President Barack Obama is getting in on the action: He’s inked a marketing agreement with to sell the ObamaSketch...
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Breaking News: Husband's Job Loss Can Effect Wife (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-13 13:12:59 -0700 | funny-news

Her husband was let go from job Event that would cause wife to sob Cash lost wouldn’t be What stole the wife’s glee Twas all of her free time he’d rob
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Breaking News: Bees And Diamond Rings (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-08-31 11:51:34 -0700 | funny-news

Most married men all know this thing A bee is like a diamond ring Regardless of day This fact take away A pocket book they both will sting
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Posted by: rsa76

Missoula :: MT :: USA | updated 2014-01-01 22:25:36 -0800 | funny-news

MISSOULA, Montana, USA - Anders Brynn Nicollette was born just in time. The small Nicollette was born on Tuesday at 12.15 local medical center in Missoula, Montana, which means he was born on 11-12-13 at 14:15 according to the U.S....
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Breaking News: She Was Always There (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-08-30 09:56:45 -0700 | funny-news

Each time a mistake husband made His wife quickly rushed to his aid No matter his sin Or trouble he’s in His wife’s violin gently played
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Breaking News: My First Raise (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-08-18 13:30:44 -0700 | funny-news

When I worked at neighborhood store I told boss that I wanted more So from job as clerk I received his perk To beggar who worked the front door
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Breaking News: Guess who's coming to tea at Kensington Palace? Boy George, by George
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

London :: United Kingdom | updated 2013-08-05 11:31:15 -0700 | funny-news

Boy George and Curious George – the two namesakes of Baby George of Great Britain – have been invited for a spot of tea at Kensington Palace. Curious was asked because he is a cute little monkey; Boy because he...
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