The Darth Chronicles – “Oh Dorothy, Oh Darthy”
Posted by: LittleIrishman
Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-22 16:08:29 -0700 | funny-news
Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz would click her heels three times in those ruby red slippers and dreamt of home. Darth, or Darthy, which almost sounds like Dorothy – ‘It’s not Dorothy, it’s Darthy, sorry, Darth. Darthy, Darthy...Please don’t...
Westboro's Facebook Page Hacked
Posted by: LadyDraven
Topeka :: KS :: USA | updated 2013-04-19 12:47:08 -0700 | funny-news
Westboro Baptist Church threatened to pickit the funuerals of those killed by the Boston Marathon Bombing, claiming that an angry god was the cause of those that were killed and hurt. By now everyone should know that same sex marriage...
Best Games for Students
Posted by: JackDanielz
London :: United Kingdom | updated 2013-04-15 15:05:22 -0700 | funny-news
Getting bored while studying every afternoon? Your roommates feel the same? Well, you need a break and you need something to cheer you up. Why not playing a tablet game! DrinkMaster is just for you! It’s fun, it’s free and...
The Darth Chronicles – “Darth fixing the Death Star”
Posted by: LittleIrishman
Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-17 16:01:46 -0700 | funny-news
You’ve seen Star Wars. That Death Star looked like it needed some fixing. This is supposed to be the Empire mind you. Darth Vader can’t find anyone good enough to fix the Death Star so he has to fix it...
The Cupcake Appropriations Act: If your family worked like the government (Satire)
Posted by: KateGladstone
Albany :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-04-15 06:23:29 -0700 | funny-news
If your family worked like the government ... When you and your brother helped your mom bake cupcakes, your brother would suggest a general vote on who got how many. He would then vote that he should get four cupcakes...
GOP slashes cerebral disease funding, cites amnesia as key to '14 midterms (Satire)
Posted by: TheWritersParadox
Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-04-17 09:48:08 -0700 | funny-news
Behind the support of Congressional Republicans, the House of Representatives voted Friday to slash federal spending for cerebral disease research, most notably cures for amnesia. The proposed budget cuts instituted during the Clinton Administration will be transferred from mental health...
Pentagon Discovers Invisibility, Cites Itself as Proof
Posted by: TheWritersParadox
Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-04-15 06:02:27 -0700 | funny-news
WASHINGTON, April 13th – On Friday afternoon, Pentagon spokesman Mark Smith announced the discovery of “Invisibility,” a technology with the potential to reshape American military strategy and planning. Speaking before a gathered assembly of reporters, Mr. Smith cited the...
Led by April Fools
Posted by: Bruceguy
Albany :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-04-13 19:26:57 -0700 | funny-news
Prison reform in New York State has finally found a friend among the legislators in Albany, the state capital. It isn't that the issue has been a major interest among them. No, it's just a practical matter: so many of...
US Sports Games
Posted by: hoakhanhbk
Sa Đéc :: Vietnam | updated 2013-04-12 22:10:19 -0700 | funny-news
Every living soul needs a path to unwind a difficult day later at work or school. Indeed stay-at-home mothers and fathers need to unwind from a hard day with the children. One exceptional path to discover this unwinding is to...
The Darth Chronicles – “Darth’s Bodily Noises”
Posted by: LittleIrishman
Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-12 19:08:28 -0700 | funny-news
Darth has trademark on the breath in-breath out gas mask thing that he does and the zap, zap, zapping of the power from his Empire-cal hands. Oh yeah, and he can make you laugh – ‘Darth make you laugh, you...
President announces Communist Muslim Reign of Terror (Satire)
Posted by: Brodzky
New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-04-17 11:42:50 -0700 | funny-news
Responding to glib abbreviated spoofs of his incessant moderation, President Barack Obama sharply departed today from deep compromises with the Nation's political and economic establishment to launch a new "Communist Muslim Reign of Terror." After an unannounced arrival in Manhattan,...
All USA is a Female Stage
Posted by: PeteBax
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-04-12 00:25:58 -0700 | funny-news
All the USA is a female stage, And all the USA women merely players; they have their exits and their entrances, and one woman in her time plays many parts, her acts being in nine ages. At first, the infant,...
NYC parenthood prevention campaign bothers dads
Posted by: SaraArenson
New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-04-12 15:26:31 -0700 | funny-news
New York (CNN) – Planned Parenthood of New York criticized the city's new Parenthood Prevention Campaign on Monday, saying that it unfairly shames fathers, instead of encouraging them to seek resources and support. The campaign, which features posters of crying...
"Of the hand of the optimist "- strange real cosmos
Posted by: userado
Razgrad :: Bulgaria | updated 2013-04-11 16:26:24 -0700 | funny-news
"By the hand optimist" is a new pellicle made in slow 2012., Which stands out and can hardly license you impartial. Moreover - fruit is prepossessing. Four awards were admitted for this year's film awards for American unrestrained films -...
Phen375 Reviews
Posted by: Phen375Reviewsc
Rio de Janeiro :: Brazil | updated 2013-04-11 09:07:05 -0700 | funny-news
Phen375 is an progressive weight loss alternative especially developed having an goal of allowing the body burn excess fat in a short span of time. As opposed to feeling weak and starving, Phen375 enables you to feel stimulated. This really...
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