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Breaking News: I Was A Good Learner Or Dad Was A Good Teacher (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-02-01 23:27:37 -0800 | funny-news

Hawaiian dad taught me to dance To chorus of exotic chants The lessons he dealt The meaning I felt As he applied belt to my pants
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Breaking News: Her Beauty Was Striking (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-02-01 23:28:39 -0800 | funny-news

This beauty I’d come to revere I’d see her and stars would appear My world was a mist With heaven I kissed When into her fist I would steer
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Breaking News: Miraculous Weight Loss (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-02-01 23:29:40 -0800 | funny-news

It wasn’t new diet she ate That made her shed unsightly weight No gym did she journey Nor a surgeon’s gurney But divorce attorney who’s great
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Breaking News: Lover's Vow (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-02-01 23:30:10 -0800 | funny-news

To lover this vow I once made Devotion to her will not fade For under her spell Life’s meaning now fell At least till motel bill was paid
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Breaking News: My Parents Shouldn't Have (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-02-01 23:31:11 -0800 | funny-news

A present which brought me much glee When parents bought new car for me My glee would persist As they both grew pissed For all day they missed me you see
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Breaking News: What you do matters ( environmental awareness joke)
 
Posted by: Nada Amine Awar

Beirut :: Lebanon | updated 2014-01-22 02:57:00 -0800 | funny-news

“Global warming is really good. Come help me burning tires to increase it” he said. “Cold weather causes a flue. Logic is logic. What you do matters.” He added. “What is your job?” I asked. “I am a tires factory...
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Breaking News: Once More With Feeling (“limerick”)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-01-22 17:42:47 -0800 | funny-news

Omshanitshakirahussaim – (breathe) srirajamonbollyashame – (breathe) mohamedanmindie – (breath optional) withmindabitwindy That was my wife’s Indian name
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Breaking News: First Official Photo for Dumb and Dumber 2 Released
 
Posted by: ken_nic2009

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-01-22 18:53:34 -0800 | funny-news

Twenty years after the dimwits set out on their first adventure, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are back as Harry and Lloyd in the upcoming sequel to head out in search of one of their long lost children in the...
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Breaking News: Sex and the elderly: ‘Not in the armpit, please, it gives a rash'
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-02-19 11:42:17 -0800 | funny-news

A federally funded study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that oldsters are imitating youngsters and going at sex with renewed vigor, NBC News reported recently. There are lots of scientific theories why this is true. But...
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Breaking News: Baseball Suits Me (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-01-21 22:42:05 -0800 | funny-news

When Giants chose me for their team I thought I was livin’ the dream No athlete was I Fact I won’t deny (But) at laundry this guy is supreme
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Breaking News: Elizabeth Banks in “Walk of Shame” (Trailer)
 
Posted by: ken_nic2009

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-01-21 22:03:29 -0800 | funny-news

After losing an audition for her dream job as a news anchor, Meghan Miles goes out for an unusual night of partying. Miles’ character is played by Elizabeth Banks. She is co-starred by James Marsden, Tig Notaro, Gillian Jacobs, Ethan...
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Breaking News: Piolo Pascual and Toni Gonzaga Star in “Starting Over Again” (Trailer)
 
Posted by: ken_nic2009

Manila :: Philippines | updated 2014-01-20 08:13:33 -0800 | funny-news

Actors Piolo Pascual and Toni Gonzaga have an upcoming romantic-comedy film, “Starting Over Again”, which is scheduled to be released on February 12, 2014, two days before Valentine’s day. The film is directed by Olivia Lamasan and written by Carmi...
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Breaking News: The Frugal Affair (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-01-21 08:35:38 -0800 | funny-news

I wanted my new date to see Exactly how frugal I’d be Not long before she Gave this gift to me She left me with free memory
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Breaking News: How Was Dinner (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-01-21 08:35:38 -0800 | funny-news

My wife started shouting at me When at restaurant we would be Please Leave was our fate When wife threw a plate And that’s how we both ate for free
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Posted by: Anne Sewell

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-01-21 13:57:57 -0800 | funny-news

Yeah, you thought Gangham style was a thing of the past. PSY's viral music video, which inspired so many parodies that we went nearly insane at the sound of the darn song, was no more. Well it seems there is...
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