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Breaking News: What Would Darwin Say (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-30 13:42:02 -0700 | funny-news

They tried to make monkey of me But their eye’s would not let them see With brain in my head In college well bred A donkey instead I should be
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Breaking News: Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel Star in an Awkward Comedy (Trailer)
 
Posted by: ken_nic2009

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-07-22 01:15:10 -0700 | funny-news

Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel stars in a new comedy, SexTape, wherein they are a married couple who decide to video their lovemaking. Unfortunately, the application, Cloud, automatically uploaded the video. Watch the funny trailer where the husband and wife...
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Breaking News: Wife Got The Blues Then Step This Way (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-29 14:03:04 -0700 | funny-news

If the wife is crying the blues Because you’re not paying love’s dues And all of your powers Cannot stop her showers Then instead of flowers buy shoes
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Breaking News: Obama to Putin: ‘Stop your Stalin and get out of Ukraine' (Humor)
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2014-04-30 11:32:05 -0700 | funny-news

There are many sources of humor. Here are a few, and I hope the jokes provide you with a chuckle or two. The punchlines are in italic. Political Patter What did US President Barack Obama say to Russian President Vladimir...
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Breaking News: Cause Of Fear's Tears Near Beer (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-28 13:57:39 -0700 | funny-news

When single men huddle in fear And pools of tears form near their beer In choruses swells Of heroes’ farewells (You) can bet wedding bells they now hear
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2014-04-29 11:38:34 -0700 | funny-news

Computers used to take up a whole room; how did they manage to get into the room with such a big thing as that inside – ‘My face is squashed here’. ‘Whatever you do, don’t go to the toilet. You...
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Breaking News: First Hand Dating Lesson (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-28 08:34:05 -0700 | funny-news

Though girl tried best to advertise Her beauty would be my demise For target I’m markin’ Big ring she was sparkin’ Soon husband would darken my eyes
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Breaking News: Nina the canine YouTuber has taken over the computer (Video)
 
Posted by: Anne Sewell

Fuengirola :: Spain | updated 2014-04-28 11:32:35 -0700 | funny-news

"Houston, we have a problem." I let my little dog watch funny animal sound videos, just to keep her quiet, and guess what? Now she’s hooked. My computer is no longer my computer. At this rate I will soon have...
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Breaking News: I Watch What I Eat (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-26 14:55:00 -0700 | funny-news

My doctor and I discussed weight He told me to watch what I ate I had to agree For soon I would see That chocolate really looks great
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Breaking News: What's The Score (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-25 22:23:58 -0700 | funny-news

With girl at a club tried to score Past that can’t recall anymore For lights would all snub On drunken young cub When girl with a club shouted four
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Posted by: rsa76

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2014-04-24 13:44:14 -0700 | funny-news

34-year-old postman William Morse from Dawson Springs (USA, Kentucky) was sentenced to six months in prison and further - to six months of house arrest for the fact that not only delivered 45,000 letters and parcels. All this good man...
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Breaking News: Some Sins A Man Must Handle Himself (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-25 16:00:36 -0700 | funny-news

At church every Sunday I’d pray To please take my sins all away Temptations of day Won’t lead me astray Except girlfriends they can all stay
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Breaking News: A Little Help From My “Friend” (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-25 16:05:45 -0700 | funny-news

They told me as singer I stank And lower than low ego sank Not sweetness I cut Nor feelings from gut But chorus from butt was to thank
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Breaking News: I Still Can Remember (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-22 14:34:16 -0700 | funny-news

When I was a wee little guy My dad loved to toss me in sky Such Joys he was hatching And thrills without matching I wish he gave catching a try
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