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Breaking News: Can I Buy You A Drink (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-07-28 04:26:41 -0700 | funny-news

Well I being amorist guy I asked girl if drink I could buy When Yes said the honey I answered That’s funny Because all my money ran dry
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2014-07-27 20:39:00 -0700 | funny-news

If only it was that easy… The ever-famous, epic comedy-action-adventure film series, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ was on one Saturday evening recently. I was watching bits of this particular movie in the movie series, almost like viewing the highlights of...
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Breaking News: News From Driver Of The Bus (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-07-27 20:35:28 -0700 | funny-news

You should have heard bus driver shout When told toilet paper we’re out So great was his wrath We stopped in our path As bus has no bathroom he’d spout
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Breaking News: The Horrors A Real Man Must Face (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-07-26 21:29:59 -0700 | funny-news

In nothingness I was forsaken All that was true was now shaken Yet I’ll persevere Through each bitter tear When wife shouted we’re out of bacon
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Breaking News: Favre dismayed to find personal photos once again omitted from ESPN's Body issue
 
Posted by: Greg Fortier

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-07-25 17:56:03 -0700 | funny-news

Another issue of ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue, another glaring omission – Brett Favre’s penis. That’s according to Brett Favre, at least, who was shocked and dismayed to find that his personal submissions were overlooked yet again. This year’s edition...
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Breaking News: I Carry The Weight Of The World (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-07-25 08:41:59 -0700 | funny-news

Here inside my jailhouse I sit For crime that I didn’t commit Her fashions displaying Were not her friends slaying Now I’m the one paying for it
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Breaking News: I Do This For World Peace - And A Kiss (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-07-24 12:20:21 -0700 | funny-news

When wild winds through peaceful house stir And shouts with no reason occur To stop coming war We rush to the store For wife’s friend has more shoes than her
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Posted by: rsa76

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2014-07-26 16:31:25 -0700 | funny-news

The IDF's Nobel Peace Prize deserve for the "unimaginable self" that are showing in the military operation in the Gaza Strip, said Tuesday the Israeli ambassador to Washington, Ron Dermer. For a pro-Israel event in the U.S. capital, Dermer praised...
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Breaking News: Unstructured Grid Is effective for Cement Rotary Kiln
 
Posted by: robertking123

Zhengzhou :: China | updated 2014-07-23 02:13:16 -0700 | funny-news

Cement helps make limestone and clay as primary crude elements, these elements by way of fine crushing and grinding to get created into raw material, and after that be fed during the cement kiln and calcined into mature substance, by...
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Breaking News: The Awwwful Fights (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-07-24 12:22:22 -0700 | funny-news

When wife and my bitter paths crossed Before fight a coin would be tossed Who’s right I would cry As coin flew in sky She kissed me and I knew I lost
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Posted by: OPPO11

Xian :: China | updated 2014-07-22 20:26:20 -0700 | funny-news

Fote professional large ore crushing machinery production company,the use of advanced production technology,the high quality of the production of the Coal mine crushing production line,favored by customers.Coal has played an important role in modern industry. The coal is processed and...
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Posted by: bangke11anna

Zhengzhou :: China | updated 2014-07-22 18:35:13 -0700 | funny-news

With the decline of global resources, people are increasingly concerned about the irrational exploitation of energy conservation, resource, not only pollutes the environment, but also caused serious depletion of energy occurs, the dryer in a sense of energy to alleviate...
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Posted by: peterfnyc

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-07-22 20:16:02 -0700 | funny-news

When a city or state considers raising taxes, in particular taxes that affect the wealthy, one argument against it is often that the rich will leave. It makes sense. Who wants to pay higher taxes? But a recent study of...
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Breaking News: Chinese-made online video mocks Kim Jong Un, infuriates North Korea officials - See It - enjoy
 
Posted by: skooter

Cebu :: Philippines | updated 2014-07-25 10:33:44 -0700 | funny-news

Skooter reports 07/22/14 Kim Jong Un is not pleased after a hilarious video mocking the outstanding leader went viral, and the reaction - North Korea is reportedly mad. The strongly edited clip shows the frenzied dictator disco dancing with President...
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Breaking News: The Source Of His Power (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-07-22 20:49:51 -0700 | funny-news

Was magic the wings that he grew When out through his window he flew It gave science pause When they found the cause His wife said there was work to do
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