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Breaking News: My Dark Secret Revealed (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-15 22:23:05 -0700 | funny-news

My dark secret you will soon dawn To prove just how close we have drawn Now my ghastly plunder May set saints asunder But I have men’s underwear on
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Breaking News: Trump is all sizzle, no steak
 
Posted by: jmark

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-04-15 23:19:59 -0700 | funny-news

As the talk about the 2016 candidates increases, the vultures over at “Fox and Friends” were having a hell of a good time turning over rocks for their contenders, one of them being Donald Trump. He referred to his podium...
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Breaking News: I Do This For You (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-15 13:21:39 -0700 | funny-news

To insure there’s peace in my nest A grant the whole world extra rest For when life turns prickly I respond most slickly When wife yells I quickly confessed
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Posted by: Earnthenecklace

Los Angeles :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-16 06:04:41 -0700 | funny-news

Jude Law clearly has a thing for younger women, and it seems to always cause problems for him. While engaged to actress Sienna Miller back in 2005, he admitted to having an affair with the celebrity couple’s young nanny. Then...
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Breaking News: All System Go But One (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-14 21:20:15 -0700 | funny-news

When husband takes wife out on town And gives her no reason to frown When creature of gust Arises from dust The internet must have gone down
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Breaking News: Yes I Use To Speak English (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-13 03:16:45 -0700 | funny-news

Here were the bullets Here was the pain Here were the sacrifices of others Paid for with truths Invented at the tables Of rooms most will never see
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Breaking News: Michelle to Barack: 'You turned your black on them'
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2014-04-14 07:42:31 -0700 | funny-news

Politics can be humorous. So can the world of wildlife. I give you the following to back my contentions. Michelle O. “I don’t understand,” Barack Obama says to spouse Michelle. “I try to work with the Republicans, but they just...
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Breaking News: Love Or Cooking Lesson (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-11 22:23:11 -0700 | funny-news

This girl she was after my heart So far from her side I did dart Before you have fit Most men will admit For cannibals it is best part
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Breaking News: Grandpa's Language Problem (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-11 13:39:37 -0700 | funny-news

I don’t think that gramps understood It seemed that my words fell on wood This I will attest With English not blessed (But) listened from grave best as dead could
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Breaking News: I Got Girls Drunk For My Evil Purposes (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-09 22:14:55 -0700 | funny-news

You might think me low-life and skunk At bars I would get girls real drunk The booze’s allurance Would cut their endurance As I sold insurance and junk
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Breaking News: Exclusive alternate scene in 'Gravity' could have redefined film (Video)
 
Posted by: Anne Sewell

Bangalore :: India | updated 2014-04-09 05:12:48 -0700 | funny-news

An exclusive alternate scene for the hit movie "Gravity" has been released to the public on YouTube. If used, this scene could have totally redefined the film (and, for that matter, made it a whole lot shorter). The film, starring...
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Breaking News: Rat rides NYC subway, commuters freak out (Video)
 
Posted by: Anne Sewell

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-04-10 22:21:58 -0700 | funny-news

A rat decided to catch a train in NYC Monday, little realizing that he would cause such incredible panic among the passengers. The video above was taken by Jinais Ponnampadikkal Kader, a New Yorker who works for a software developer...
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Breaking News: (Caught on Video) Topless woman goes on rampage at McDonald's after rejected for oral sex
 
Posted by: dewegy

St Petersburg :: FL :: USA | updated 2014-04-11 04:28:53 -0700 | funny-news

UPDATES: -The woman has been identified as Sandra Suarez, 41, and was arrested and charged of criminal mischief and resisting an officer with violence just hours after her rampage video inside McDonald's branch in Pinellas Park goes viral on YouTube.The...
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Breaking News: My Vacation Adventure (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-09 21:38:14 -0700 | funny-news

(For) vacation I went somewhere new To bid boring old world adieu And how my brain shook At world with strange look From couch TV took on new view
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Breaking News: Best Friend In A Family Argument (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-04-07 06:34:04 -0700 | funny-news

If ever there was any doubt Of who would win family bought When wife’s angry tune Was mixed with a spoon The front door would soon help me out
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