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Breaking News: Not For The Squeamish (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-02 14:08:16 -0700 | funny-news

Wife asked me if I lost my head I wondered at what she had said Till she started playing With something decaying I found this one laying in bed
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Breaking News: The Great Pain Reliever (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-01 13:49:07 -0700 | funny-news

Saw doctor to help ease my pain So constant it drove me insane My brain he did stir To make pain defer Just listen to her he’d explain
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Breaking News: Art You Can Laugh At Returns to Ready Coffee's ORNOT Gallery October 2
 
Posted by: KurmanNews

Chicago :: IL :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 11:01:32 -0700 | funny-news

Back by overwhelming demand, Art You Can Laugh At returns to Ready Coffee's ORNOT Gallery (1562 N. Milwaukee Avenue, Chicago, 773-360-7041) 7 p.m. Wednesday, October 2. Hosted by resident comedian Nathyn Gibson the complimentary show will feature performances by comics...
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Breaking News: The Forbidden Fruit (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 22:28:56 -0700 | funny-news

The husband’s tale became unhidden When he ate of the fruit forbidden From Eden he’d sail As heaven did hail As his butt was tail that was ridden
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Breaking News: Oh Yes He Treats His Wife Like A Maid (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-29 15:02:43 -0700 | funny-news

My husband just treats me like maid Was constant complaint wife conveyed And to wife’s narration He’d add this frustration Whose endless vacation I paid
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Breaking News: Life in seven letters or less
 
Posted by: Scott-Ross

Harrisburg :: PA :: USA | updated 2013-09-28 03:20:53 -0700 | funny-news

Personalized or “vanity” plates seem to be more and more popular since their original inception in the mid 70’s. Of course they are not as complicated as reading a text message while you are driving, but it is equally as...
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Breaking News: A Miracle!? (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-28 22:28:25 -0700 | funny-news

From plane wreck no one could survive A miracle he was alive Wife got on her knee Toward heaven turned she For new plan that we can contrive
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Breaking News: The best free food at Advertising Week 2013
 
Posted by: BKGlaser

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 15:53:51 -0700 | funny-news

Advertising Week is a special time for leaders of the industry to come together, look to the future, celebrate the transcendent storytelling of their work… and stuff their faces. The days of free stationery and pens might be over (who...
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Breaking News: My Wife The Export Hunter (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-28 13:14:45 -0700 | funny-news

At deer* hunting wife was real hot She always bagged game which she sought When sport she did see Had nowhere to flee Yes dear were words she quickly got - - *(Did I say deer? I meant dear.)
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Breaking News: Ad industry pros test their truthiness skills at 'Are You Calling Me A Liar?'
 
Posted by: BKGlaser

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 15:49:36 -0700 | funny-news

This may come as a shock, but people in the advertising industry sometimes have to deal with liars. And Thursday in Manhattan’s Liberty Theater, four pros put their skills to the test. The informal game show “Are You Calling Me...
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Breaking News: Cut the Rope
 
Posted by: playtoongames

Covington :: WA :: USA | updated 2013-09-26 00:43:20 -0700 | funny-news

Play Cut the Rope game in this game you need to cut the rope to feed candy to little monster. A mysterious package has arrived, and the little monster inside has only one request… CANDY! Collect gold stars, discover hidden...
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Breaking News: My Wife Should Have Been A Doctor (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-28 08:35:59 -0700 | funny-news

I told wife I’m feeling quite queer I keep hearing ringing in ear Wife told me before She told me once more It’s just the front door bell my dear
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Breaking News: Amy Schumer skewers advertisers at StandUp Live
 
Posted by: BKGlaser

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 15:49:42 -0700 | funny-news

“Is there something better for a comedian to warm up to… than two rich white guys congratulating each other?” That’s how headliner Amy Schumer reacted to her introduction from Advertising Week head Matt Scheckner and Andrew Capone of NCC Media,...
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Breaking News: The Gift That Keeps On Giving (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-25 14:45:46 -0700 | funny-news

I asked girlfriend how this could be That her dog must pee upon me It seems that her Joy Whose habits annoy A gift of ex-boyfriend was he
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Breaking News: Men, women - same species but brains wired differently
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2013-09-24 14:46:43 -0700 | funny-news

It is said variety is the spice of life, but I could use a little less seasoning at times. This is in reference to the variety, differences if you will, between men and women. More specifically, between myself and spouse...
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