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Breaking News: The Gift That Changed My Life (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-21 16:35:56 -0700 | funny-news

A gift that would fill home with glee As much better husband I’d be My fate she’d unmask it With one little basket When my wife gave casket to me
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Breaking News: Pied Piper Cruz should remember: ‘All The Ex's Live In Texas' (Satire)
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-10-25 18:30:36 -0700 | funny-news

Listen! Can you hear it echoing in through the House and the Senate? Look, over there, to the far right. It’s the Pied Piper of the Republicans playing his flute. His tune is seductive, magical even. He’s draped in colors...
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Breaking News: Rivieras' 1964 hit 'California Sun' updated for 2013 -- with a Washington twist (Video)
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-10-21 14:00:58 -0700 | funny-news

I have recorded "California Sun," a song originally done by The Rivieras in 1964. It is the karaoke version with new lyrics, written below, reflecting "California Sun in Washington." It is an amateurish production, to be sure, but a lot...
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Breaking News: I'm Sure You All Remember His Name (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-20 18:30:00 -0700 | funny-news

Priest said of this legend of fame The whole world will not be the same Let’s all shed a tear For man we revere As we bury dear what’s his name
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Breaking News: Penis-shaped shrub gets pruned
 
Posted by: VeronicaS

Windsor :: Canada | updated 2013-10-20 14:01:12 -0700 | funny-news

In more pressing news; a penis shaped shrubbery in Windsor, Ontario, was ordered to get a “make-over” Wednesday. The stunningly artistic bush was pruned into a more traditional, less, sex-organ like shape. According to local blog Windsor Square, tthe 10...
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Breaking News: Grandpa's Ghost (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-19 20:41:15 -0700 | funny-news

Each night grandpa’s ghost would appear It filled me with terror and fear What caused me to shrink From this soulless link Was that it would drink all my beer
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Breaking News: I Can't Stomach A Candy Coated Fink (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-17 13:53:50 -0700 | funny-news

My wife in an angry display Said who ate the candy from tray How I tried to save The life of that knave But my tummy gave him away
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Breaking News: The Footsteps To Removing Doubt In A Marriage (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-16 16:22:02 -0700 | funny-news

If ever there was any doubt Of what married love was about The times we would meet The bitter and sweet The smell of my feet wiped them out
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Breaking News: Is Your Wife Angry At You (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-15 15:14:38 -0700 | funny-news

Oh it wasn’t that hard to see If my wife was angry at me Yes I learned a skill To gauge if wife’s ill And credit card bill held the key
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Breaking News: I'll Never Forget Her Name (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-14 15:20:31 -0700 | funny-news

My whole world just wasn’t the same When to my life this beauty came In love I was thrown With wonder unknown And Leave Me Alone was her name
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Posted by: Bangalore P

Mumbai :: India | updated 2013-10-13 07:54:10 -0700 | funny-news

Serial dater and alleged actress Deepika Padukone was an Egyptian princess in one of her earlier births and carries an evil curse or so said prominent astrologer... Read the full story here...
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Breaking News: Miracle At The Barbershop (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-13 15:21:15 -0700 | funny-news

A miracle which caused a tear When barber helped old man to hear Soon others came there This magic to share Of cutting the hair from each ear
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Posted by: Bangalore P

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-15 07:37:06 -0700 | funny-news

India is expected to suffer catastrophic impacts from Severe Tropical Cyclone Phailin on Saturday and Saturday night. Destructive winds well over 160 kph (100 mph) and flooding rain of at least 100-200 mm (4-8 inches) is expected across a wide...
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Breaking News: Answering The Trumpet Sound (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-12 17:42:52 -0700 | funny-news

Again answering trumpet blows Brave hero must wipe away foes He turned his mind numb To battle to come As boogers ran from grandpa’s nose - - Ok - maybe the photo is a bit dated.
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Breaking News: Absolutely frightening! Halloween, Washington style
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-10-25 20:09:06 -0700 | funny-news

Editor's note: Do you have a Halloween-themed piece of political writing in mind? If so, consider entering this segment of The American Pundit political writing contest for a chance to win $250. The Goblincans and Demoncrats have taken over Washington,...
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