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Breaking News: DEAR HUNTER....  a little letter from your friendly neighborhood Deer.
 
Posted by: tinadelishspeaksout

Rochester :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-10-30 22:49:08 -0700 | funny-news

Dear Hunter, I know that it is your tribal passage to come into my home and set up shop in the trees above me. May I suggest a few things before our game of hide and seek takes place and...
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Breaking News: A Horse's Tale (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-01 03:47:32 -0700 | funny-news

Wife asked was I good boy today In stable where girls and I’d play I said of course To stave off divorce As all of the horses said nay
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Breaking News: Bank On It
 
Posted by: tranquangloi

Vũng Tàu :: Vietnam | updated 2013-10-30 19:12:07 -0700 | funny-news

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going...
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Breaking News: The Terror That Feeds On My Soul (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-30 13:40:12 -0700 | funny-news

A terror that fills me with fright And haunt me or months and a night With one sole demand My soul to command When I am wrong and wife is right
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Posted by: Asif Ali

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-11-17 12:54:24 -0800 | political-news

Russian President Vladimir Putin became the star of the animated film "The Adventures of Kim Jong -un." Cartoon series with Putin published on the portal College Humor. The series begins with the conflict between Putin and Kim Jong Ynom, which...
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Breaking News: How to end school shootings _ close schools (Satire)
 
Posted by: Robert Weller

Sacramento :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-30 13:55:50 -0700 | funny-news

In the present electoral climate, with gun rights more important than just about anything else, there appears to be only one way to stop school shooting massacres. Close schools. The savings would be enormous. In 2005, the last year for...
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Breaking News: Some Syrup With That Trust (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-29 13:56:35 -0700 | funny-news

One certainty that the wife knew Her husband would always be true His mind wouldn’t trek Not even a speck At least until breakfast was through
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Breaking News: Maybe She Was Too Hot (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-28 14:10:16 -0700 | funny-news

I once met a girl really hot For evening of sex that I sought My sexual yearns To hospital turns For third degree burns that I got
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Breaking News: Do Sad Stories Make You Cry (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-27 16:06:50 -0700 | funny-news

When wife asked I couldn’t deny Sad stories would oft make me cry Like lovers who’d pluck A fate of bad luck Or why wife’s car struck other guy
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Breaking News: The Magic Of My Darling (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-26 15:01:52 -0700 | funny-news

I knew when my sweetheart was near Her magic would soon make this clear Soft sounds in the breeze A whole world at ease My darling made these disappear
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Breaking News: Hearings into Healthcare.gov website fiasco uncover startlingly funny facts
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-10-28 16:42:54 -0700 | funny-news

Congressional hearings into the Healthcare.gov website fiasco uncovered startling evidence that CGI, the firm responsible for building the website, actually sub-contracted the job to The Three Blind Mice. It was not the only shocking testimony that came out of the...
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Breaking News: A Close Brother (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-25 13:51:30 -0700 | funny-news

It took me a lifetime to see Why my brother won’t let me be I should have expected What doctors inspected My twin was connected to me
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Breaking News: Ah Romance (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-24 14:25:33 -0700 | funny-news

Such fantasies rolled through my head If I got this cutie in bed To buy at half price Some stores which are nice And other advise she may shed
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Breaking News: Stop Hairy Arguments Before It's Too Late (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-23 19:39:59 -0700 | funny-news

This husband had learned not to care If his wife would get in his hair If her dig dig dig Was getting too big He’d take off his wig and say there
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Breaking News: Not Too Subtle Hint (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-22 14:07:22 -0700 | funny-news

Even a blind man could see When wife wanted new car from me Oh her way was won As people would run While she parked old one around tree
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