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Breaking News: The Teller Of Fortunes (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-11 13:59:18 -0700 | funny-news

A teller of fortunes I bought When times of good fortune I sought Such thrills overtook me For here was no rookie In bed fortune’s cookie was hot
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-10-13 16:31:49 -0700 | funny-news

‘Give me another ten...’ remember that line. And give me another Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Pumping Iron video documentary. Arnie and Pumping Iron put Bodybuilding on the map. It made Bodybuilding cool and fun. It was almost like a comedy...
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Breaking News: The Meaning Of Dreams (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-10 20:23:16 -0700 | funny-news

Each night I was bothered by dreams What messages hid in their streams My heart started leaping At secrets they’re keeping They meant I was sleeping it seems
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Breaking News: Bird Shopping (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-09 16:42:39 -0700 | funny-news

I wanted a bird which was new Asked man if I’d like cockatoo And then my brain spun At query begun Then I said just one bird will do
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Posted by: Bangalore P

Mountain View :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-03-22 00:51:53 -0700 | funny-news

Quoting Rahul Gandhi’s famous lines, chief Eric Schmidt confirms Google’s interest in acquiring the Waterloo-based smartphone maker Read the full story here...
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Breaking News: Banana Love (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-09 16:41:02 -0700 | funny-news

Her love for bananas was real I asked her what brought on this zeal What could they have done Her heart to have won She answered each one had a peel* - - *(appeal)
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Breaking News: Lights (tanka)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-09 16:45:55 -0700 | funny-news

With his head turned down His heart heavy with the shame Weighing on his life So when he turned the corner Couldn’t see approaching lights
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Breaking News: Drinking And Naming Don't Mix (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-07 14:10:22 -0700 | funny-news

I admit I drank quite a few The day Juan’s new brother was due Brain working or not I’m put on the spot So Juan’s brother got the name Two
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-10-06 04:08:45 -0700 | funny-news

I was with my Aunties and Uncles’ the other day, who had just come back from a big lunch on a cruise ship at Sydney Harbour. One of my Aunties was complaining how it was difficult to find a good...
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Breaking News: He Found Great Comfort Holding His Wife (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-06 22:37:22 -0700 | funny-news

The husband had nothing to fear While at home he held his wife near To please her he’s hopping His love was unstopping As all thoughts of shopping he’d clear
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Breaking News: A Problem With Family Pool (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-05 16:07:29 -0700 | funny-news

I often would make my wife flip When in fam’ly pool I took dip The reason for wrath Was state of her path When water from bathtub caused slip
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Posted by: JustinAWilcox1

MacCall :: ID :: USA | updated 2014-03-20 00:41:03 -0700 | lifestyle-news

For those of you all who’ve missed the telecast or live display of the Fashion mogul, Roberto Cavalli’s latest runway launch at Milan Fashion Week, here’s seemingly good news – a quick insight of the styles he showcased, theme of...
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Breaking News: This Flop Was Accepted In Yale (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-04 17:46:38 -0700 | funny-news

Though each class in high school I’d fail I still was accepted to Yale This one thought a flop Proved nothing could stop A janitor’s mop and a pail
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Breaking News: Twilight - The Limerick (limerck)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-10-04 17:44:28 -0700 | funny-news

By charm of this vampire she’s struck For her precious dreams he would pluck Yet she kept on whining He needed refining ‘cause at late night dining he’d suck
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Posted by: sliplink9

Unknown :: Unknown | updated 2013-10-02 22:08:34 -0700 | funny-news

The truth of the matter is it takes just a small effort to make things look different. Here we have mentioned some things that can help you.Create yards that can maintain themselves and prevent weeds from growing. Weeds take over...
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