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Breaking News: A Ring For My Love (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-07-08 09:44:16 -0700 | funny-news

Twas clear I was in lover’s throws I loved her from head down to toes For this Joy of spring I’d do anything I even bought ring for my nose
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Breaking News: Lock & load, America, belligerent turkeys make fine Thanksgiving dining
   
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Boston :: MA :: USA | updated 2014-04-11 14:28:56 -0700 | funny-news

Reading about how wild turkeys are menacing populated areas and aggressively threatening people, I can only think one thing: “It’s the United States of America, for God’s sake, whip out a gun and blast the bothersome buggers.” Like George Zimmerman,...
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Breaking News: The Secret To My Hot Moves (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-12-18 00:03:49 -0800 | funny-news

It wasn’t the winds of romance Which ignited flare of my dance Or some magic trance From her silken glance But darn stinkin’ ants in my pants
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Breaking News: Beware Of Hero With Flare (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-17 18:36:30 -0800 | funny-news

The people would cheer and would shout For their super hero reared clout For those who had gripe At those who would swipe He farted to wipe evil out
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-11-16 21:17:55 -0800 | funny-news

‘Testing, testing, Darth, Darth (1, 2)’. Yes, Darth Vader is back bigger and better than ever with the master DJ for your ears. Darth has always had the power, and an example of such power is his nimble zapping fingers...
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Breaking News: What's The Meaning Of This (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-16 05:12:35 -0800 | funny-news

When I said that I was the best My wife put my boasting to test She wanted to see How wrong I could be So in old dog she did invest
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Posted by: rsa76

Missoula :: MT :: USA | updated 2014-01-01 22:25:36 -0800 | funny-news

MISSOULA, Montana, USA - Anders Brynn Nicollette was born just in time. The small Nicollette was born on Tuesday at 12.15 local medical center in Missoula, Montana, which means he was born on 11-12-13 at 14:15 according to the U.S....
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Breaking News: The Beauty Who Made Me See Stars (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-15 23:09:46 -0800 | funny-news

It wasn’t cute girl sitting there That brought on the stars in the air Or dreams I begat At what I stared at It was how wife’s bat parted hair
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Breaking News: You Call This A Song Bird (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-14 14:14:13 -0800 | funny-news

I bought my dear wife a song bird But soon all my anger was stirred To store we did go The salesman to show That bird didn’t know single word
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Breaking News: I Loved My Wife This Much (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-13 22:52:26 -0800 | funny-news

There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do To make all wife’s wishes come true Then words which she said Would fill me with dread And tombstone on head came in view
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Posted by: Bangalore P

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-11-12 21:01:33 -0800 | funny-news

Yeap, you have heard it right. The fabled Iranian space monkey has landed in Afghanistan with sensitive space-related documentation... Read the full story here..
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Breaking News: Police called to handle Swedish couple trying to assemble IKEA furniture
   
Posted by: JimmyTowns

Strömstad :: Sweden | updated 2014-01-13 12:54:13 -0800 | funny-news

I don’t like buying new furniture. It’s not that I’m cheapskate. Well, I am, but that’s not the only reason. I don’t like buying new furniture because I don’t want to put it together. The instructions are always unclear, parts...
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Breaking News: My Glory Truly Grew (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-13 22:57:04 -0800 | funny-news

About me the people would say That they had thrown my mold away In glories they’d stack Some info they’d lack That mold all grew back anyway
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Breaking News: Bachelorette Party Ideas
   
Posted by: elinasmith5

Toronto :: Canada | updated 2014-01-13 12:54:44 -0800 | funny-news

Wedding season is around and it is the perfect occasion to entertain your loved ones by throwing a nice party. While it may sound interesting but it takes a lot of efforts to make a party a big success. It...
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Breaking News: Sex In The A T & T (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-11 13:51:21 -0800 | funny-news

When wife sent nude pictures to me I called her back so angrily My mind may be lumber But this wouldn’t slumber She called the wrong number you see
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