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“We had a great time, but then he never called me again!” Likely, at some point in your dating odyssey, most of you ladies have said something to this effect. Usually, it’s followed by something like, “I just don’t get...

I am not a sports fan. Sure, I’ll spend an hour watching the NFL, or go to a Diamondbacks game with friends, but you’ll never catch me screaming at a ref with a beer in one hand and a foam...

***cue 1950’s era commercial voice*** Hi, ladies. Would you like to learn more about that special guy in your life and what goes on in his head? Then you need my article! How can you get my article? Why it’s...

There are no awesome women left in this world. Much like the condor, the dinosaur, and Britney Spears’ dignity, they have been driven from existence. Yes, plenty of cool-tastic women do still exist, but they’re either married or lesbians or...

It’s new. It’s stylish. It’s sweeping the nation. Oh, and it’s completely ridiculous. That’s right, my friends, I’m talking about Twitter, the latest in a string of criminally useless websites that allow those with nothing useful to say to share...

Step away from the recycle bin! Yes, I’m talking to you, hippy. How’d I know you were there? I could smell your patchouli oil when I left the house this morning. Seriously, do you bathe in that stuff? You do...

That’s right, America, I said it. I mean, someone had to, and I’m awesome enough to pull it off. You’ve all been in denial for years, droning endlessly about “the king of the forest” and “the majesty of these powerful,...