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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-11-01 22:49:16 -0700 | funny-news

David Cameron That dreaded and repulsive Social Worker Die-Ann Bland has been round again today, this time to make sure that Baby Flo has been put to bed in a fresh Ginsters Pasty Box, she insisted that the last one...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-02-25 05:31:49 -0800 | funny-news

New Hope for the worlds Politicians and country leaders was revealed today, they are to have grants given to them, for brain transplants, after scientists found that 10 out of every 10, world leaders and politicians, had suffered severe retardation...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-11-01 22:49:01 -0700 | funny-news

Queen Elizabeth II Applied for a poverty grant today to heat the palace but the benefits agency said No, so I had to get my electric and gas meters put on the fiddle, hopefully if Phillip doesn't slip up and...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-11-02 19:29:42 -0700 | funny-news

Fears that there will be a 'double -dip in the Irish economy has lead to a mass exodus of Irish Leprechauns from Ireland. The 30,000 Irish Leprechauns formerly shop owners in Limerick and Dublin, have packed their bags and are...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-02-25 05:32:52 -0800 | funny-news

Barak Obarmy has become a hippy in order to promote his need, for backing, from the UN, for the peace talks. Arriving with several vans full of stolen bunches of Sunflowers which he arranged to have stolen from a Sunflower...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-11-01 22:48:39 -0700 | funny-news

Victoria and David Beckham are at loggerheads tonight after a woman calling herself "The Queen of Tarts" claims to have had a steamy affair with David, behind Victoria's back. Victoria Beckham irate and fuming mad, hurled a total of 6,000...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-02-25 05:34:44 -0800 | funny-news

Christine O'Donnell dubbed the new Sarah Palin who is making her 3rd bid for the Senate in Delaware USA, has taken her Tea Party Movement to 'steamy' heights, by gathering them all in a black magic mass, in order to...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-11-02 09:54:05 -0700 | funny-news

Robbie Williams who is unable to control his fetish for Poodles was today caught in the act of 'Dogging' with 3 Poodles behind the Battersea Dogs Home in London. Police were called to the scene after disgusted residents in the...
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Breaking News: Robbie Williams Caught Poodle Pinching in Pimplico
 
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-11-02 09:54:04 -0700 | funny-news

Robbie Williams who is partial to poodles was today arrested in the act of trying to steal 20 toy poodles from a Kennels in Pimplico London, he was recognised by the fact that he was dressed in a poodle outfit...
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Breaking News: Cherie Blair Witch 2 to go on trial
 
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-11-02 09:54:03 -0700 | funny-news

It has been revealed today, that Cherie Blair Witch 2, the former UK Prime Minister's wife, is a witch who not only looks the part but has been doing black magic rituals and Satanic rites at a secret altar, in...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-02-25 05:35:50 -0800 | funny-news

George Michael who was sent to prison for crashing his car into Snappy Snaps whilst under the influence of drink and drugs, has complained that the jail he was sent to was 'too hard'. After some serious pleading with the...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-11-01 22:47:26 -0700 | funny-news

HRH Prince Phillip The Duke of Edinburgh Had a bit of a run in with Charles today, I mistook the silly chap for what you might call a 'Trophy', I picked him up by his ears with both hands and...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-03-15 15:58:30 -0700 | funny-news

Today Prince Charles the Queen's joke shop eared buffoon of a son, was again, up to more of his juvenile delinquent tricks.... this time he was caught stealing tree's from the gardens of residents, local to his Highgrove Estate, near...
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Preston :: United Kingdom | updated 2012-02-25 05:37:07 -0800 | funny-news

Pope Tweedle dee and Archbishop Tweedle dum Pope Tweedle dee and Archbishop Tweedle dum met in Westminster Abbey today for a mad hatters tea party, one did nothing but 'rabbit' the other ran off with the Queen, a-tart. The Prince...
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