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Breaking News: A pinch and a penny for a pun too many!
   
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 16:00:17 -0700 | funny-news

Another one passed to me by a friend and worth sharing. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.He acquired his size from too much pi.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but...
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Breaking News: Cleaning tips from the Dog!
   
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-04-15 01:19:11 -0700 | funny-news

Another one passed on to me that is worth sharing, enjoy. How to clean a toilet This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add...
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Breaking News: WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES
   
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-04-15 00:35:29 -0700 | funny-news

Forwarded to me by a friend. Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30...
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Breaking News: A blonde smiley
   
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:42:42 -0700 | funny-news

WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD THE 'BEST BLONDE JOKE' EVER...... ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 50 litres of milk.When the milkman...
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Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:41:39 -0700 | funny-news

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.The first man...
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Breaking News: Something to cheer us up - well, perhaps only the management!
   
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:39:35 -0700 | funny-news

Passed on from a friend. Enjoy! New Employment Rules SICK DAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work. MATERNITY...
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Breaking News: Confucious did NOT say.....
   
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:39:03 -0700 | funny-news

Passed on from a friend, enjoy Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil...
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Breaking News: nin soomaali ah oo jacel sun u cabay
   
Posted by: mrdasar

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:37:06 -0700 | funny-news

nin soomaaliyeed oo kunool wadanka south africa ayaa sun cabay kadib markii uu furay xaaskiisi laba maalin kahor. cabitaanka sunta ayaa imaatay xilli oo doonayay in uu dib ugu naqdo xaaskiisi. oo iyaduna ay gaashaanka u daruurtay. gabadha ayaa lagu...
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Breaking News: From the mouths' of babes!
   
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:36:23 -0700 | funny-news

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got now? Jane Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is this...
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Breaking News: Time dogs had their say!
   
Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:15:49 -0700 | funny-news

1. Blaming your smells on me.....not funny... not funny at all !!! ---------------------------------------------- '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DAMN DOG -------------------------------------------------- ' 3'Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk...
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Posted by: Brigid Jean Primrose

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:10:40 -0700 | funny-news

This was passed on to me and I though you all would enjoy it. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed...
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Breaking News: Let Vuvuzelas and Footballs Become the Weapons of Global Conflict
   
Posted by: scottcsimpson

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2010-12-24 11:41:22 -0800 | funny-news

As the revolutionary Che Guevara –now more famous for appearing on t-shirts than for his role in the Cuban revolution–once said about the game of football, “It is not just a simple game; it is a weapon of the revolution.”...
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Breaking News: South Africa's Soccer Sound: Vuvuzelas: victorious noise or very annoying?
   
Posted by: VeronicaS

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-11-02 18:01:01 -0700 | funny-news

June 19]---Soccer Fever has gripped the globe. From the Internet, to television, to smart phones, fans ar getting their daily fix. South Africa is a buzz with excitement, as fans from all over the world converge on Johannesburg and mingle...
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Breaking News: LegoLand Comes Alive
   
Posted by: Sherrill Fulghum

Johannesburg :: South Africa | updated 2012-07-28 00:54:38 -0700 | funny-news

Legos - small plastic blocks that interlock - are often thought of as a child's toy; but anyone with a vivid imagination can use the colourful little blocks to create anything. And to prove that point the folks at Legoland...
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