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Posted by: acknchip

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2013-03-22 09:05:07 -0700 | funny-news

Two Irish lads, sitting in the pub, took notice of each other. The one, called the other over for a pint. "Well, said the one, you look very familiar. May I ask where ya from? "Shannon, replied the other man."...
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Posted by: annhanks5

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-21 00:33:14 -0700 | funny-news

You can purchase Used Cars of great condition at affordable rates. There are some checks you need to make while you buy a Used Car so that your cheap deal does not become a costly affair in the long run....
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Posted by: redshadow

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:17:56 -0700 | funny-news

Both city limits signs are on the same postA 100 meter race is ten times around the town.The jail is called amoeba. it only has one cellOne raindrop in town causes a floodMcDonalds only has one Golden ArchIf you eat...
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Posted by: redshadow

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:18:10 -0700 | funny-news

CLASSIC BOOKS AND AUTHORS "Eating Disorders" by Anna Rexia"I Lost My Balance" by Eileen Dover and Phil Down"Outdoor Cooking" by Barbie Cue"Raising Mosquitos" by I. Itch"Desert Crossing" by I. Rhoda Camel"Heart Surgery" by Angie O'Plasty"20 Yards to the Bathroom/WC" by...
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Posted by: redshadow

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:18:25 -0700 | funny-news

I live to go to live music concerts.A seamstress was a dress sewer and fell into a city sewer.The farmer's cow could sew, so he taught his sow to sow.I read yesterday and will read tomorrow.The farm will produce produce.He...
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Posted by: redshadow

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:18:27 -0700 | funny-news

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile. California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while wearing...
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Posted by: redshadow

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:18:40 -0700 | funny-news

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup...
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Posted by: redshadow

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:18:41 -0700 | funny-news

birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. potatoes cook underground, just dig, add salt and butter, and eat. farmers feed chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. cows give evoporated milk. rivers...
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Breaking News: Lazy Jokes
   
Posted by: redshadow

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:19:10 -0700 | funny-news

Tom was walking by the river. He saw a man lying on the bank with a line in the water. The float was going up and down because a fish was hooked. Tom said, "You have a fish on the...
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Breaking News:  Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid . No sir..... but... I've always wanted to.
   
Posted by: redshadow

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:19:56 -0700 | funny-news

"An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied...
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Breaking News: Computers--Jesus vs. Satan
   
Posted by: redshadow

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:19:57 -0700 | funny-news

A Little Christian Humor Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up,...
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Breaking News: ( Video) AZ Gov.Jan Brewer's Debate Debacle Spoofed
   
Posted by: VeronicaS

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-07-28 00:51:37 -0700 | funny-news

September 3, 2010. Arizona]-----I'm sure you have all seen Arizona Governor, Jan Brewer's debate debacle. The fumble and stumble was painful to watch. So no words are needed to set up this video. Watch and laugh if you're tickled pink...
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Breaking News: Knowing CPR Could Improve Your Dating Life
   
Posted by: Bryan Emler

Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2011-08-19 18:33:47 -0700 | funny-news

It’s a familiar scene to most of us. You walk into a room.Things seem a little askew. You see a dummy. You assess the situation. You look to see if it’s safe to approach the dummy. You shake the dummy...
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