A Higgs boson, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...
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Punditty
Berkeley :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 14:22:10 -0700 | funny-news
July 10, 2012 Just when you thought it was safe to wade back into the exciting field of particle physics and scientific breakthroughs, Punditty goes and starts writing jokes about the Higgs boson. A part(icle) of you used to think...
Obamacare death panels target Palin in wake of high court ruling (Clearly Labeled Satire)
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Punditty
Berkeley :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-03-28 22:43:18 -0700 | funny-news
CLEARLY LABELED SATIRE June 28, 2012 With Obamacare now firmly established as the law of the land in the United States, Sarah Palin may not be long for this world. The 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee and former half-term governor...
Want to keep it blissful in the bedroom and beyond? 12 things husbands shouldn't say
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VeronicaS
New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 12:55:09 -0700 | funny-news
You read the first list:12 things a wife should never say if she wants to keep hubby happy. (If you haven't, check it out here: http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-new
Why Won't Romney Disavow Rumored Relationship with Miami Face Eater?
Posted by: liberalgrouch
Miami :: FL :: USA | updated 2012-06-03 16:40:11 -0700 | funny-news
Just days after he took the stage at a gala Las Vegas fund raiser with noted birther, Donald Trump, GOP Presidential Nominee-in-Waiting Mitt Romney refused to repudiate rumors of a previously unknown association with Rudy Eugene, identified by Miami Police...
Adorable Dad Freaks Out on Dollywood Ride While Daughter Enjoys Every Second of It
Posted by: nazish7
Pigeon Forge :: TN :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 12:57:54 -0700 | funny-news
The Screaming, wincing and swearing Dad in front of his daughter, and even vowing in terror, "NEVER AGAIN, GRACE ELIZABETH!"while his little girl has the time of her life. But Dad doesn't keep his promise to never again ride the...
One Way To Choose A Guy (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 14:27:22 -0700 | funny-news
Of all the men she’d date but few So many that just wouldn’t do So many men scratched Till she was attached To ones whose names matched her tattoo
Batman in "real life" on YouTube?
Posted by: DoubleG
Dearborn Heights :: MI :: USA | updated 2012-11-02 13:04:20 -0700 | funny-news
The release of The Dark Knight Rises is less than one month away, but there has been another sighting of Batman ... sort of. The Robson Experience has posted a video on their YouTube page spoofing the Caped Crusader running...
Peanut Butter and Jelly Necklaces
Posted by: SarahBenedict
Weare :: NH :: USA | updated 2012-06-29 14:47:46 -0700 | funny-news
AVAILABLE FOR $12.80 AT http://stores.ebay.com/Uncharmed-Boutiqu
'Miami Zombie Attack Prank!' Goes Viral (Video)
Posted by: nazish7
Miami :: FL :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 22:42:49 -0700 | funny-news
A prankster is running around Miami dressed as a zombie and scaring the hell out of people! Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, from Russia, was filmed dressed up as a zombie and chasing locals in Miami, covered in blood and making hideous panting...
(With Photo) Texas mom hit with over $1.3 million electric bill
Posted by: Pijush Mitra
Abilene :: TX :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 22:40:29 -0700 | funny-news
Kristin Harriger, a single mom from Abilene, Texas, was shocked after receiving her recent electricity bill which showed $1,381,783.92 as total due amount. She took it lightly at first and shared photo of the bill with her friends. But after...
No purchase necessary - dine with The Donald and Mitt
Posted by: KatNove
New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2012-06-02 11:39:50 -0700 | funny-news
I’m usually the unluckiest person in the world. I’m even more unlucky than the 7 Most Bizarrely Unlucky People Who Ever Lived. Have any of them thrown up in a coffee cup that seconds before was being used by their...
Let Us Pray (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 03:29:56 -0700 | funny-news
The priest he had plenty to say To man who threw marriage away Of Satan’s dark hall Where sinners will fall And who’ll win the ballgame today - - - Like limericks? Become a member of Martin’s Facebook fan club....
THE OLD BOYS CLUB'S, GRAND OLD PLAN (GOP)....a political fairy tale
Posted by: CarolynMcGraw
Valley Center :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-05-24 18:27:54 -0700 | funny-news
THE OLD BOYS CLUB’S, GRAND OLD PLAN (GOP)…. a political fairy tale The string theory suggests there may be parallel worlds. The following is, of course, fiction but there may be parallels to the world with which we are familiar,...
Improve Your Bowling (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess
San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 13:00:47 -0700 | funny-news
Asked friend cause he wanted to know Why bowling would always hurt so So friend watched a few And knew what to do When ball rolls then you should let go - - - Like the limericks? Become a member...
Romney's Birth Certificate Reveals Startling Fact
Posted by: liberalgrouch
Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2012-06-12 12:10:01 -0700 | funny-news
Say what you want about President Obama's birth certificate. And you will. But when GOP nominee-in-waiting Mitt Romney released his birth certificate in a spasm of dog-whistle signaling and winking to birthers, he may have bitten off just a little...
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