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Posted by: Amed Agour

Cairo :: Egypt | updated 2013-03-04 14:20:14 -0800 | funny-news

Specimen Mohamed Morsi was voted president of Egypt by citizens who overlooked his loyalty to the supremacist group Muslim Brotherhood. In their wisdom, it was possible for Morsi to forget about his group's 80 year old dream of reigning over...
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Posted by: Amed Agour

Cairo :: Egypt | updated 2013-02-13 18:53:35 -0800 | funny-news

The Morsinicus Ayatenis is a one-testicled sea creature from the genus Ikwanken Moseise. Unlike his peers, this curious specimen is born with a diminished frontal lope that may develop into a semi-functional brain capable of motor functions and primitive cognitive...
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Posted by: Amed Agour

Cairo :: Egypt | updated 2013-01-22 07:39:00 -0800 | funny-news

Egypt – Prime Minister Hisham Qandil and Transportation Minister Hatem Abdul-Latif met Saturday with the Railway Authority officials on the emergency, much needed, plan to enhance, develop and restructure the whole sector. For tea. There have been countless accidents claiming...
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Posted by: Amed Agour

Gizeh :: Egypt | updated 2013-01-15 09:36:46 -0800 | funny-news

Egypt, Giza – Giza Governor Ali Abdul-Rahman was stunned Saturday when he was greeted by a shepherd and his sheep in Sheikh Sharawi School in Bolaq al-Dakroor. Abdul-Rahman was on a surprise visit alone when he encountered the herder who...
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Posted by: Amed Agour

Cairo :: Egypt | updated 2012-11-10 05:40:35 -0800 | funny-news

Egypt, November 10 – New World organization for development and human rights was exuberant with the decree to ban access to x-rated websites across all Egypt. "It is the state's obligation to defend society's religious and cultural values against pornographic...
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Breaking News: Morsi wants Egyptians to repent by donating to government
Posted by: Amed Agour

Asyut :: Egypt | updated 2012-11-18 10:11:13 -0800 | funny-news

Egypt, November 2 - President Mohamed Morsi bespoke Egyptians Friday in a speech in Asyut to wash away their sins by donating to the bank account he opened and named " Renaissance." It's not clear however whether the money donated...
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Posted by: NadeemIftekhar

Luxor :: Egypt | updated 2012-07-28 01:34:30 -0700 | funny-news

Hamdi Hafez Al-Nubi suffered heart attack on Friday while at work, and the family were all set to bury the 28-year-old Egyptian waiter. However, the sudden ‘resurrection’ of the ‘Dead’ Hafez Al-Nubi turned the funeral arrangements into a celebration party...
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Posted by: Nermine A K

Cairo :: Egypt | updated 2011-10-25 18:26:27 -0700 | funny-news

You asked for it, and here it comes: You'll marry Prince Harry. You'll get to close Prince Harry's twitter account to stop me and all the other girls from planning our wedding to him. You'll get to make a wedding...
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Posted by: Nermine A K

Cairo :: Egypt | updated 2011-09-21 12:17:58 -0700 | funny-news

You're always followed "a modern way of stalking". So you can't ever be alone. You can never show what you really feel. So you put on the mask and smile all the time. YOU CAN'T GO SHOPPING. So you miss...
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