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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles –  “Darth as a Goofball Loser”
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-24 00:40:33 -0700 | funny-news

It would be an interesting scenario if Darth wasn’t the man, and was in fact, a ‘goofball loser’. I don’t think Darth would ever hear of such a thing – ‘Me a loser, never’. Of course we are just having...
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Breaking News: The Darth Vader chronicles
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-24 00:51:16 -0700 | funny-news

Darth was walking through the woods one day, because he just is, that’s why, and he’s not the big bad wolf in disguise looking out for the three pigs or red riding hood. Darth stumbles on what looks like an...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles –  “Darth & Dating”
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-24 01:22:07 -0700 | funny-news

This topic was going to come up at some time or another in The Darth Chronicles. Is Darth the love god underneath that black heap of an outfit? Has he even thought about the love-thang before? Well, there was Anakin...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles – “Darth taking on the Garths”
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-24 01:34:20 -0700 | funny-news

Garth rhymes with Darth I’m sure. Well, that’s why I chose it. So one day Darth (Vader) met a Garth, who both didn’t realise until a bit later, when they put on their thinking caps, they had something in common,...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles –  “Darth & Jurassic Park”
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-24 07:36:11 -0700 | funny-news

Darth thought he was the king of it all until he strolled into Jurassic Park and met T-Rex, another king of it all. Darth thought he’d take his Empire-cal power to a new level and have a go at Jurassic...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles - Darthing (Dancing) with the Stars
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-02 16:47:22 -0700 | funny-news

First there was Dancing with the Stars, for all those dancers out there. Then, ‘Darth (Vader) has entered the building’, and it then became, ‘Darthing with the Stars’. Darth was specially invited to be on Dancing with the Stars one...
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Posted by: Grantssx

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-28 01:36:10 -0700 | funny-news

Funding In the UK grants are manufactured readily available for a number of charitable, business and research purposes. The biggest offer marketers are government departments and agencies that provide grants to third party companies (usually a charitable trust) to carry...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles –  “Darth Vader Empire-cal Pets Pty Ltd”
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-21 20:39:03 -0700 | funny-news

There’s those animal grooming, animal walking and animal minding businesses, but this is Darth Vader and the Empire, so things are done a little differently in the Empire. Darth has the motto, ‘For all creatures great and small’ posted up...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles – “Darth taking on the Video Games”
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-20 00:20:50 -0700 | funny-news

The Darthinator, and yes I had to come up with something, is the new star in the video game world. But instead of keeping it to the Empire, Darth is ready to take on the best from the most popular...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles – “Oh Dorothy, Oh Darthy”
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-22 16:08:29 -0700 | funny-news

Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz would click her heels three times in those ruby red slippers and dreamt of home. Darth, or Darthy, which almost sounds like Dorothy – ‘It’s not Dorothy, it’s Darthy, sorry, Darth. Darthy, Darthy...Please don’t...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles –  “Darth fixing the Death Star”
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-17 16:01:46 -0700 | funny-news

You’ve seen Star Wars. That Death Star looked like it needed some fixing. This is supposed to be the Empire mind you. Darth Vader can’t find anyone good enough to fix the Death Star so he has to fix it...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-12 19:08:28 -0700 | funny-news

Darth has trademark on the breath in-breath out gas mask thing that he does and the zap, zap, zapping of the power from his Empire-cal hands. Oh yeah, and he can make you laugh – ‘Darth make you laugh, you...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles –  “The Darth Gas Mask”
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-10 04:10:08 -0700 | funny-news

Everybody breath in...then, breath out. Sound like meditation? Actually it’s Darth Vader in his gas mask strolling on by – Heehah, Heehah. I’ve even managed to put words to that gas mask sound. Even Darth would be saying, ‘so that’s...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-05 23:57:40 -0700 | funny-news

Surely you must know The Darth Walk. Yes this Dark Lord of the Empire has come back in style with some moves all unique to his powerful self. Doing The Darth Walk moves along to a remix Darth did earlier...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles – ‘Darth’s making Jokes’
 
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-04-03 03:01:30 -0700 | funny-news

That evil chuckle, Hoohahahaha. Is Darth Vadar trying to be funny or serious? Does Darth Vadar have the potential to be funny? Well, to put it this way, see how funny it is if Darth showcased his Empire-cal power and...
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