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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-11-16 21:17:55 -0800 | funny-news

‘Testing, testing, Darth, Darth (1, 2)’. Yes, Darth Vader is back bigger and better than ever with the master DJ for your ears. Darth has always had the power, and an example of such power is his nimble zapping fingers...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-11-11 03:57:31 -0800 | funny-news

Move over Batman, Cavemen (Dinosaur era) and Captain Caveman because the Man-Cave is getting in on the act. A Man-Cave might be an excuse to get away from it all or to just do what a man has to do...which...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-10-13 16:31:49 -0700 | funny-news

‘Give me another ten...’ remember that line. And give me another Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Pumping Iron video documentary. Arnie and Pumping Iron put Bodybuilding on the map. It made Bodybuilding cool and fun. It was almost like a comedy...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-10-06 04:08:45 -0700 | funny-news

I was with my Aunties and Uncles’ the other day, who had just come back from a big lunch on a cruise ship at Sydney Harbour. One of my Aunties was complaining how it was difficult to find a good...
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Breaking News: Rocky and Bob for a you know what
   
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-08-07 10:19:26 -0700 | funny-news

I was in Rebel Sports today and found a cool Rocky t-shirt. You remember Rocky don’t you? 'Hey yo, Adrianne'. What immediately came to mind was how Rocky did it and how Bob Hawke, former Labor Prime Minister of Australia,...
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Posted by: pleinon

Tweed Heads :: Australia | updated 2013-08-03 00:49:31 -0700 | funny-news

The Major Benefits About Fraternity Merchandise Fraternity merchandise is a popular trade in universities. Most students do not want to be left out so they end up joining fraternities and sororities. As member they will have to follow rules and...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-07-28 01:47:35 -0700 | funny-news

The above statement sounds like a game or sport of some sort, but it is and it isn't. It's actually snot...yes snot, or booga. Not sounding revolting, this thing is real man, it happens. The reason for writing something about...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-07-27 06:44:45 -0700 | funny-news

Now it's the Geeks' turn. Just when the Geeks thought they were left out, or the odd ones out, Geek-2-Geek Dating surfaced. One might think Geek-2-Geek Dating is a web-site dedicated to news and current affairs, gadgets and technology and...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-06-16 01:28:01 -0700 | funny-news

Now I’ve heard of a Lemon or Lavender Air Freshener, but ‘Warm Apple Pie’; not cold, warm. Well I was definitely warm, I had just been to the toilet for you know what (let’s just say I was sitting down...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-06-05 23:28:10 -0700 | funny-news

The Garths (Garth Brooks and Garth from Wayne’s World) made Darth Vader sing in a singing duel when Darth versed the Garths. The Garth’s knew they couldn’t take on Darth Vader in hand-to-hand combat, so they got him to sing,...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles –  “Darth in Caring roles”
   
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-06-04 23:40:43 -0700 | funny-news

‘Darth dear (a bell rings) you know I’m sick now don’t you. Would you be a love and make me a sandwich. Oh, and while you are there...’ (Darth’s wife). ‘Oh, alright, coming right up’ (Darth Vader). You know Darth...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles –  “Darth versus Zombies”
   
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-29 10:14:21 -0700 | funny-news

There’s only one Darth, but there are always heaps of Zombies. And then, Darth versus the Zombies was born. Then again, the Zombies, if they do actually think and work things out, might think Darth looks like one of them,...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles – “Darth in Retirement”
   
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-24 21:33:48 -0700 | funny-news

Darth is sitting on his cushioned banana chair, sipping on a Lemon Lime and Bitters and Pina Colada through a straw into his infamous mask, and humming The Empire Song, whilst him and his 100-room mansion overlooks pristine views of...
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Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-25 03:15:02 -0700 | funny-news

Darth Vader actually helped George Lucas produce and direct the new Star Wars episodes. You know the one, with Anakin Skywalker and Princess Amidala – ‘What Darth Vader a movie producer and director, c’mon?’ Yeah, I know what you are...
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Breaking News: The Darth Chronicles – “Darth as a Sports Coach”
   
Posted by: LittleIrishman

Sydney :: Australia | updated 2013-05-24 00:08:41 -0700 | funny-news

Darth was recently given an Empire-cal Premier League second-division men’s Soccer team, ‘Force’, to coach, who made wooden-spooners last year in 2013. Darth was at first reluctant to take the role as coach of these wooden-spooners, mainly used to dealing...
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