A lady of about 8 months of pregnant climbed the local bus and took her seat. She noticed that a man near to her sit was smiling looking at her.
Then, she immediately moved to another seat. The man looked at her and smirked. Again she changed her seat.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case was registered in the court and a 20-year-old was called for his justification. When the judge asked him to say something about the issue he said:
"Well your Honour, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' ... I just lost it."