Updated: UTC (GMT)Saturday, August 20, 2011 at 01:35:00 There's a new girl in town--she's the "Bad Hair Bandit."
In Tacoma, Washington, women's liberation is being practiced liberally by a female robber in the past few months at multiple banks.
Unbelievably, this lady has hit 11 financial institutions in three counties without being caught!
Now Puget Sound has the "Catch Me If You Can, Woman!"
Eat your heart out "Barefoot Bandit!"
OMGosh! I just had a light bulb moment!
Hmmm, there's an idea...maybe she should hook up with Colton Harris-Moore.
Wouldn't they be a great team? Bonnie and Clyde would have nothing on them!
I mean, think about it...she could rob the banks, and he could drive the get-away vehicles, boats, and planes.
They could crash, uhem, I mean fly into his old stompin' grounds, the Bahamas, to exchange vows.
She might have a little trouble with her hair though. Women can be so fickle! Can't you just hear her now?
Let's see, should I wear the long blonde wig I sported at Wells Fargo, Key, or Cathay Bank?
Or should I wear the short brown bob with the black cap I modeled during the Sound Community, Heritage, or US Bank heist?
For ol' time's sake, the bandit will dawn his shackles and bullet proof vest as he walks the plank, I mean, down the island, oops, *aisle.
But, the question remains...could she get him to wear shoes?
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