Many decades ago in a planetary system know as dsfgdsgh there was an evilruler fagzeaus . Fagzeus nearly fought to the death defending his great army from complete destruction . Little did the cdtgf enemy's know Fagzeus was working on an all powerful evil . A super-being composed of all the most evils in the universe . But as he worked day by day on these super-beings he realized they seemed to have strange attractions .His super army was finally complete but they had to be tested first . Instead of being ultimate destroyers they were know more then ultimate flamers .After compiling all the greatest evils in the universe instead of creating an all powerful weapons he created an all powerful homosexual army . This was to much he new he couldn't destroy the mistake without poisoning the entire universe so instead he mearely collected all of the beings goo and transferred the goo into power crystalls .He sent the power crystals into the orbit of another planetary systems orbit .this was supposed to stay undisturbed for the rest of eturnity .But this wasn't the case . A band of evil aliens coursed through the galaxy searching for something to anialate .The spaceship was that of GWAR, it was a stolen car with plasma technology and giant penis cannons. they also had a caravan of slave barges and genital battleships. the battle was painful for both sides, GWAR lost many of it's crew and band mates, fagzeous lost but of thousands more then GWAR could have ever thought capable .But continuing on there journey they unknowingly disrupted the planetary systems orbit the one that held the POWER CRYSTALS !!!!!The power crystals were sucked into the spaceship engine off GWAR .Unable to control the ships many mechanisms the ship plummeted for planet EARTH . After crashing every band mate of GWAR was incredible anger for there ship was no longer and they were stuck on this worm baby planet .Little did they know they evil goo from the crystals was leaking poisoning the entire planet .Millions of years stretched and the goo slowly evolved into the modern day Democrats pussy's . Ever since, The Band GWAR has had a strong loathing for life on Planet EARTH, but of all the things they hate the Democrates and Homosexuals the most for they were the ones that caused GWAR to be trapped on EARTH.