Seriously, Valentine’s Day is about romance, roses but serious romance is unsustainable without fun and surprises. Whether or not you are single or have someone special poking fun through funny Valentine quotes can stir smiley faces from your love ones and friends.
This Valentines Day spread the joy of cupid further than intimacy by giving funny valentines quotes and messages for friends. You can do so by picking some funny quotes of your choice below and send to your social media cicles through Twitter and Facebook.
If comedic act is in the blood then you can personalize your funny Valentine’s Day messages by taking time to sit down and write or type out your own. Otherwise you can use the funny Valentine messages below, courtesy from our lovable friends in guy-sports.com.
What’s important in Valentines Day is if you’re able to put a smile on someone’s face, they will thank you for that dose of laughs that is the best medicine on Earth.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -David Bissonnette
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. -
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week. -Laurence J. Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? -Anonymous
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -
The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed. -J. Krishnamurti
All you need is love. -
One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved. -Romain Rolland
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. -Lynda Barry
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -Thomas Robert Dewar
A heart that loves is always young. -Greek Proverb
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. -
Friendship is one mind in two bodies. -Mencius
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. -Winnie the Pooh
'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.' -Dorothy Parker
'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.' -Rosanne Barr
'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.' -
'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.' -
'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'-Rita Rudner
'The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.' -Ann Landers
'I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.' -
'Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.' -
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. -Thomas Szasz
Chocolate is nothing more than a substitute for affection is a myth same as chocolate is an aphrodisiac which is actually true. -Anon