Funny Valentine's Day Quotes!!

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes!!

San Diego : CA : USA | Feb 12, 2011 at 2:53 AM PST
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Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

A small collection of hilarious Valentine's Day quotes to enjoy for you people:

1.Falling in love is so hard on knees. (Aerosmith)

2.Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. (Jules Renard)

3.Love is a grave mental disease (Plato)

4.True loves come quietly, without banners or flashing lights.If you hear bells,get your ears checked. (Erich Segal)

5.If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular ?? (Anonymous)

6.At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet (Plato)

7.I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.(Tracy Smith)

8.Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.(Albert Einstein)

9.One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.(Oscar Wilde)

10.Love is being stupid together.( Paul Valery)

11.Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.(Mickey Rooney)

12.The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead (Ann Landers)

13.I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.(Henny Youngman)

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