Funny Valentine's Day Quotes!!

San Diego : CA : USA | Feb 12, 2011 at 2:53 AM PST

By marysteven

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A small collection of hilarious Valentine's Day quotes to enjoy for you people:

1.Falling in love is so hard on knees. (Aerosmith)

2.Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. (Jules Renard)

3.Love is a grave mental disease (Plato)

4.True loves come quietly, without banners or flashing lights.If you hear bells,get your ears checked. (Erich Segal)

5.If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular ?? (Anonymous)

6.At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet (Plato)

7.I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.(Tracy Smith)

8.Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.(Albert Einstein)

9.One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.(Oscar Wilde)

10.Love is being stupid together.( Paul Valery)

11.Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.(Mickey Rooney)

12.The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead (Ann Landers)

13.I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.(Henny Youngman)

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Posted By

AminahReshi | over 2 years ago

hehehehh thanks for sharing and cheering up my mood :P

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marysteven | over 2 years ago

i'm glad you liked them :)

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Gino C. Matibag | over 2 years ago

Funny collection, Mary. Happy Valentine's Day. Rated up!

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AdeboyejoYetunde | over 2 years ago

woo nice quotes thanks for sharing. Rated up

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JasonBornee | over 2 years ago

thanks for sharing..
keep it up :)

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JasonBornee | over 2 years ago

thanks for sharing..
keep it up :)

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marysteven | over 2 years ago

thank you everyone for the appreciation! :)

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dhreff | over 2 years ago

MARYSTEVEN, long time no visit to your page and you to my page likewise. You were special mention in my "RETROSPECT AND PROSPECTS AT ALLVOICES".

Well, your quotes are very informative and educational. "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY AND YOU MAY ENJOY IT WITH YOUR HONEY". Rate You Up.

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marysteven | over 2 years ago

yeahh was a little busy last days but no worries i would visit your profile soon.
thanks for the likeness and wishing me although i don't have any honey till now...loll

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SarahWyne | over 2 years ago

very nice collection Mary,,i really like them.

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mrspleats | over 2 years ago

Mary Mary! These are awesome,(lol) Loved them all honey loves number 5
"If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular "

I am a lover of love it makes the world go round I say!

Rated up indeed.

Lots of hugs and love to you!

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marysteven | over 2 years ago

hehehh thanks for the lovely comment...i myself is a great worshipper of love,,,surely there is nothing in the world like 'love'.
hugss to you as well! :)

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gavenido | over 2 years ago

I love it. Thank's for sharing us thoughts for LOVE.

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marysteven | over 2 years ago

you are welcome sweatheart! :)

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dunite | over 2 years ago

i liked Plato's quote marysteven but not the grave mental disease hehe thanks!

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marysteven | over 2 years ago

loll...thank you for the appreciation!

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