Sensible and easy home remedies!

Benoni : South Africa | Feb 10, 2011 at 6:05 AM PST

By Brigid Jean Primrose

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Passed to me by a friend - thanks Herbert!

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO
USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - Q20 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE Q20. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

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Brigid Jean Primrose is based in Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa, and is an Anchor for Allvoices.

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marysteven | over 2 years ago

hehehehh funny...nice collection..a treat for the day :)

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Gino C. Matibag | over 2 years ago

I like 5, 6 and the best is 8. Thanks for the smile, Brigid. Rated up!

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Muhammad Mohsin Khan | over 2 years ago

nice work rated up

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ethelsmith | over 2 years ago

So funny but true to life sometimes

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mrspleats | over 2 years ago

8 is perfect I encounter that quite often ,they are all too funny love them .

Rated up

Have fun!

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AdeboyejoYetunde | over 2 years ago

thanks for sharing...rated up

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mariahardy | over 2 years ago

Oh you really gave me a good laugh here.

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