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Top 10 Things Hosni Mubarak Can Do in Retirement

Abu Dhabi : United Arab Emirates | Feb 06, 2011 at 7:52 PM PST
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10) Appear on Celebrity Apprentice. 9) Become a landlord of a Manhattan condo and regularly send in armed thugs to terrorize tenants who are behind in paying the rent. 8) Write a book about Egypt titled “Ungrateful Mother@#$%ers!” 7) Become a paid spokesperson for Brylcreem. 6) Become Sarah Palin’s campaign manager. 5) Become Benjamin Netanyahu’s campaign manager. 4) Start a chain of delicatessens named “Hosni’s.” 3) Produce a movie about himself with Will Ferrell playing him, Chris Rock playing Obama, and Tony Shalhoub playing the Saudi King Abdullah. 2) Become a florist. 1) Write a motivational self-help book titled “Be Your Own Dictator.”
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Saad Zafar is based in Abu Dhabi, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates, and is an Anchor for Allvoices.
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