So many mother's across the world always have to come up with new ways to break there youngsters habits. Oh it could be a variety of things, things like biting for example.
Well what do you do with a vampire child. A child that feels the need to chomp down on his little nursery school buddies and although you have tried reasoning with the little tyke there is not much you can do with fangs and an immense apetite for blood.
Sure we have all these great new gadgets so we can walk in the sun without burning, where we can pretend that we just live a normal life like anybody else but really? really?
No, I guarantee my problems and if there are any other mother's of little vampire tots please enlighten me of how you broke thier habit. I have gone through 12 nursery schools in 22 months and I am beginning to think that I will just have to wait it out.
His father is no help at all, flying around all night, sucking on winos, flying in before dawn...it gets old.
I am also sick and tired of the old, "it's your turn to feed the baby crap" Don't they realize that maybe you'd like to settle down to a warm cup of b positive and just relax without worrying that the nanny may or may not be human in the morning and there you go having to clean up that whole mess. Training new vampires suck! no pun intended but they get so testy. Then they whine , then they start all kinds of trouble for you.
oh my, I am exhausted.
so let me know...how do you break vampire baby biting...he's running out of friends and I'm about ready to stake my baby's daddy.