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Think about it – who sifted through the Michael Jackson kiddie trial to bring you the juiciest tidbits? hecklerspray. Who brought you the intricate details when pissed in a taxi, or when Scott Stapp and Kid had their own sex tape? hecklerspray – that’s who. And with little to no regard to our mental state, we’ve fully immersed ourselves in the goriest details, too.
And now the chiefest of our faculties have been pushed clean out our gourd, because Britney Spears is posing nude for a magazine cover. hecklerspray can’t take anymore. As we lie here beneath our desks shaking violently in the foetal, will someone please send for our mother? And tell her to hurry – ’cause this is probably the big ‘un.