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Dissident; From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia;



A dissident, broadly defined, is a person who actively challenges an established doctrine, policy, or institution. When dissidents unite for a common cause they often effect a dissident movement. The noun was first used in the political sense in 1940, with the rise of such totalitarian systems as the Soviet Union.

Religious Dissident; King Henry VIII, founder of the Protestant Anglican Church.

I have learned myself from experience, that the old saying "the truth is stranger than fiction" to be very true but I still find it difficult after years, to fathom the appointment of the English copper and born again virgin Baggot by MI-5, as the head of the British paramilitary police in British occupied Ireland. With their new 100 million pound subterranean Palace at Hollywood outside Belfast, where they spent more than £30,000 for each of their gold plated showers alone, all replicas of the chief constable's office, which is also gold-plated, at a cost to the loyalist taxpayer, that is surely unacceptable. Now why you may ask is there a necessity for so many £30,000 showers at the Palace in Hollywood, well bear with me. You see Baggot is defined in the Urban dictionary as, "a person who sucks dick for the enjoyment of the taste of cum.", check it for yourself. Surely in the instance of MI-5's appointment of Baggot, they were taking the mickey out of Irish Robinson and her political friends in Stormont. Now I'm sure I don't need to explain the details of how MI-5 acquired the political pull at Westminster and Stormont to finance all of this.

I have to say Baggot's recent disappearance from the limelight, coupled with whisperings of bad health, reminded me of the story about 80s disco queen, Marc Almond. Legend has it that he collapsed on stage with a suspected drug overdose and was rushed to hospital to have his stomach pumped. Instead of pills, the doctors discovered a pint of semen. Almond vehemently denies the story, claiming that it's an urban myth. He may well be right but, when you look at him, it's easy to understand why most of us found it plausible. Its also easy to understand Baggot's illness bearing in mind his intimate relationships with the secret services and nobility.

Which takes us to one of Baggot's political partners, Lord Londonderry and his recent visit to the Tory party conference. Everyone except the Tories it seems, remembers the bomb planted by Londonderry's comrades that failed to kill Thatcher at a previous Tory party conference. Five Tories were killed including MP Sir Anthony Berry, Parliamentary Treasury Secretary John Wakeham's wife Roberta., Sir Donald Maclean and his wife, Muriel, were in the room, where the bomb exploded. Lady Maclean was seriously injured and later died while Sir Donald was seriously injured, Eric Taylor and Jeanne Shattock were also killed.Margaret Tebbit wife of Norman Tebbit, who was President of the Board of Trade was left permanently disabled.

All of this didn't stop Lord Londonderry addressing the Tory Party conference in an intimate session, makes you wonder about the true meaning of turning the other cheek, doesn't it ? I mean all the erotic appeal for Londonderry, of watching Maggie Thatcher take a dump must surely have cooled at this vegetative juncture. But surely Tory tolerance must have reached biblical proportions of sainthood, as the good Lord was hobnobbing and rubbing their remaining sartorial elegant shoulders, unless of course the rumours that the good Lord likes jam on both sides has yogurt to it.

Well as the scum state's Don Charlie Haughey used to say, enough of this gobble-de-gook but as the gobble, gobble, gobble, continues, we can start to see the very good reasons for the gold plated showers room for Baggot, his political partners and his masters at the new Palace in Hollywood. It would take one hell of a shower to wash this lot clean. We can with this insight now understand the private jet flights for Londonderry and his partner to Tory party conferences, I mean there is not a lot of elbow room in these economy seats for the british commoners is there. ? I'll finish by simply stating the fact, that the persistent rumour won't go away, saying Londonderry apparently engaged in regular golden showers with various members of the Baggot family for decades.....READ MORE @ read more and see details @ Rebels YELL

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BrianClarkenuj is based in Bangkok, Krung Thep, Thailand, and is a Reporter for Allvoices.
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