I personally want to thank the Texas Christian University (TCU) Horned Frogs college football team for defeating the Wisconsin Badgers 21-19 in the Rose Bowl on New Year's Day. Wisconsin has been bush league all season by running up the score against the mediocre talent in the Big Ten. In one game against Minnesota in early October, Wisconsin went for two points even though they were ahead 41-16.
It's funny that sowing and reaping actually works because Wisconsin lost by two points to TCU. Thank you, TCU, for winning your first BCS bowl game.
To make matters even more enjoyable, I had a person on twitter trolling me since October because of an earlier article I wrote three months ago about how Wisconsin shouldn't run up the score on teams. Now, TCU fans, you can return the favor.
From now until Saturday, January 7th, send one of these messages to www.twitter.com/ianduncs. It is now time to badger a Badger fan the same way that he has been trolling me. Here are some examples of what you can tweet to him for the rest of this week if you are a TCU fan. If you live in Pakistan, then tweet one of these examples as an act of vengeance against all of the predator drones flown into your country. Let some of that aggression out in a positive fashion!
1. I now badger you, you Badger fan!
2. "Every rose has his thorn!" -- Brett Michaels
3. TCU 21, Wisconsin 19. Scoreboard!
4.for being bush league!
5. Horned Frogs gore the Badgers.
6. Leave the coolest dwarf of the world alone.
7. The boomerang of life just clipped Bucky at the Rose Bowl.
I have made a limerick about the joy that I have received from going through this experience ending up conquering like I always do in any controversy that I may be in. Enjoy!
I decided to make this limerick a quick hitter
About a guy who was trolling me on the twitter.
He lives in Wisconsin and goes by the name of Ian Duncan.
His team ended up failing because he decided to troll on this munchkin.
TCU never gave up! The Horned Frogs will never be called quitters.