Funny Christmas Quotes

Funny Christmas Quotes

Mount Prospect : IL : USA | Dec 15, 2010 at 2:41 PM PST
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Funny Christmas quotes are a great addition to the festival, bringing laughter to those we want to see happy on Christmas. Here is a compilation of some of the funniest Christmas quotes:

  • "Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man wrapping a Christmas present." - Anonymous
  • "Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you are home." - Carol Nelson
  • "There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child." - Erma Bombeck
  • "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson
  • "Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year." - Victor Borge
  • "The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband." - Joan Rivers
  • "Christmas at my house is at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early and while everyone is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven." - W.C. Fields
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