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In order to celebrate Thanksgiving on a lighter vein, quoting some witty and funny Thanksgiving quotes while having a Thanksgiving feast can lighten the mood and make it an enjoyable meal. Here are some funny Thanksgiving quotes:

  • "We are having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we are having a swan. You get more stuffing." - George Carlin
  • "Turkey: A large bird whose flesh when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude." - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
  • "What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?" - Erma Bombeck
  • "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with the people they only see once a year. And then discover, once a year is way too often." - Johnny Carson
  • "Thanksgiving dinner takes 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-time takes 12 minutes. This is not coincidence." - Emma Bombeck
  • "I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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