I need a little extra cash to get me through the rest of the year, so I've decided to sell my "Toy" car. (that plus the less than one mile per gallon gas milage and $200,000 annual insurance premium has been cramping my "style")
At 132,000 pounds (62 Tons - Whoooeeee BABY) this isn't your typical "compact" car and it takes a little getting used to... (For "Urban Assault" you'll need a crew of 4 to keep her going).
Also, it is a little noisy with it's AGT 1500 gas turbine engine, which only gets you up to 43 mph (30 off road) but you get all kinds of "respect" when you pull up behind someone (especially with your 120mm barrel hanging over their heads!!! - and if you REALLY want respect, you can get the optional .50 caliber co-axial machine guns...)
Manufactured by Chrysler Defense since 1979, it comes in a few neat looking colors
(I REALLY like the " " paint job...) and it even comes in 4 models (The M1, M1A, M1A2 and if you REALLY have some clout in Washington, you can trade it in on one of those New Top Secret M1A3 tanks...)
As I mentioned before, the gas mileage is actually .57 miles per gallon, but don't worry, it comes with standard 500 gallon tanks (which give you a range of about 280 miles...)
A Veteran of 3 wars:
Operation Desert Storm - (Persian Gulf War)
Operation Enduring Freedom - (Afghanistan War)
Operation Iraq Freedom - (Iraq War)
It has a really good track record...
Built at a cost of $6,210,000, You'll want to make me a good offer...
(I might even throw in both 6-barrel grenade launchers!!!)
Call me at 1-800-BIG-TOYS