Say Goodbye to God

There is a reason why the United Kingdom is turning out to be a serious alternative to the United States. Studies indicate that an increasing number of Britons are losing their faith in God. Christianity, specifically. A survey released on Friday substantiates these claims, by documenting the fact that over half of all Britons believe that Christianity will die out in their country within the next fifty years.

According to the survey, six in ten British citizens surveyed said that they would prefer not to practice any religion at all. How fascinating, especially for Americans, and residents of the Muslim third world, for whom the exact opposite situation reigns. So extreme is the British example, that the Church of England will go bankrupt within a generation if the current trend is not reversed.

All we can say here in the US of A is hooray for the UK. Your weather might suck, but you've found a far better way to hang your priests than we have. F*** God, and the four horsemen he rode in on. Its time we banished religion altogether. Lets replace superstition with capitalism, and simply be done with it.