Martha Stewart As Shoe Bomber

By: GreenOil

Palo Verde : CA : USA | about 1 year ago

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The British government has turned the queen of American couture away from the island nation, without explanation. Attempting to enter the country in order to speak at the Royal Academy, the 66 year old celebrity has been flustered by the event, simply saying "Martha loves England and hopes this can be resolved and that she will be able to visit soon."

Whether Stewart has attained the notoriety of a Jihadi, and has fallen afoul of the UK Border Agency, we will never know. However, its kind of reassuring that for once, a celebrity of Stewart's stature, and prior convictions, would get a little War on Terror style security treatment. Its not such a long leap from Richard ReidRichard Reid to American housewares after all. It must have been Stewart's shoes.

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