Dumb As A Box Of Rocks, You Can't Fix Stupid! Holy Crap!
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Dumb As A Box Of Rocks, You Can't Fix Stupid! Holy Crap!

Toronto : Canada | Sep 07, 2010 at 12:34 PM PDT
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Dumb as Nails or Nervous


They Walk Among Us! .People talk about blonds being dumb,really I know a lot of brilliant blonds,stupid comes in all races,shapes,sizes and hair color even .

Read these scenarios below,don't know if they are funny or odd or just plain dumb.

Yep many stupids or dumb as a box of nails folks even in Congress do walk among us. The one on Nancy Pelosi remarkable.

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a

sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.

He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.

So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!



They walk amongst us!

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I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries.

The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?”

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One day I was walking down the beach with

some friends when someone shouted....

'Look at that dead bird!'

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'



They walk among us!


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While looking at a house, my brother asked the

estate agent which direction was north because

he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'

My brother explained that the sun rises in the east

and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,

'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'



They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,

when we overheard an admin girl talking about the

sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said

she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned

because the car was moving'.



They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

which is designed to cut through a seat belt

if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.



They Walk Among Us!


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I was going out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.

My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip

out every time she turns her head!"

I had to explain that a person's nose and ear

remain the same distance apart no

matter which way the head is turned...



They Walk Among Us !

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry

because she was a trained professional and

said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,

'Has your plane arrived yet?'...

(I work with professionals like this.)



They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man

ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut

into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time

then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry

enough to eat 6 pieces.



They Walk Among Us!


And last, but not least:



Dumb as a box of Rocks

A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS, TRUE STORY:



A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track..'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'



Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they vote and their vote equals ours and they also reproduce!

Traffic Camera

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt..



You can't fix stupid.

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