Jon Stewart's Beard

New York City : NY : USA | Jul 26, 2010 at 9:03 PM PDT

By Kendra Pape-Green

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After a two-week hiatus, Jon Stewart is finally back on television, and he has brought his new best friend, some sort of fuzzy creature which has decided to take up residence on his face.

This reveal has sparked a firestorm of controversy, with two camps starting to form on twitter, on livejournal, and every other place of monumental importance. Either one hates his beard and is conspiring to break into his home at night to shave it off, or one finds the beard strangely enticing and starts to giggle when they look at his chin for too long.

All that is left is to see which camp will grow stronger, and who Jon Stewart is going to listen to-those who want him to keep the extra hair, or those training ninja kittens to shear it off for him.

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Kendra Pape-Green is based in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and is a Reporter for Allvoices.

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JJJ711 | almost 3 years ago

Not a beard! Not a goatee! It's just something one of the 3 little pigs had, hairs on his chinny-chin-chin! Not Cool John, not very Manly at all.

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Michael Sherf | almost 3 years ago

Kendra, Thank you for the story! I'm a big Jon Stewart fan, but find the beard is not at all becoming. Big up rating on your article and two thumbs down on the funky beard. Michael

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MichaelAShea | almost 3 years ago

He looks like a cartoon version of Sean Penn. Maybe he spent two weeks in a cartoon version of Darfur for his vacation?

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MichaelAShea | almost 3 years ago

He looks like a carton version of Sean Penn. Maybe he spent two weeks in a cartoon version of Haiti for his vacation?

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RobertWeller991 | almost 3 years ago

good thing he came back with a reason for being gone for two weeks. the beard may help. but like microsoft has fallen behind apple, stewart, in my mind, has fallen behind craig ferguson. because ferguson isn't scripted he was able to tackle the wikileaks monday stewart-colbert didn't get to it until tuesday night. and ferguson isn't so dependent on being timely so can dvr his late late show and watch it the next night without fear of it being dated or fighting off the sand man.

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gravityx9 | almost 3 years ago

Been a fan of Jon since SAST......
Like the story........
don't like the hair on his 'chiny-chin-chin' (as JJJ put it)

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