The Poet's Corner: Ode To Glenn Beck

This past week Glenn Beck announced that he was diagnosed with dystrophy of the macula.

Which means that he will truly be in the dark because he is a bloodsucker like Dracula.

Unfortunately, a majority of people did not feel any sympathy for the scrub

Because going blind is a result of causing fake tears using VapoRub.

This genetic disorder will look to affect from where his vision comes

Because he is spiritually blinded as well, since he follows the religion of Brigham Young.

Before Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism, died and was buried in a hearse,

He wrote in the Book of Mormon that Black people are cursed.

And if you don't think what I say is truly right,

Then just do a google search on the Lamanites.

The biggest deception you tell your viewers is that the USA was founded to be a Christian nation.

However, all of the founders of the US were Freemason, even Benjamin Franklin.

The documented proof is located in the Treaty of Tripoli

Which means that you lie every time your show is viewed from here to Napoli.

Then to further trick the ignorant and the old

You tell people that they should spend their entire savings on cheap coins of gold.

You're so horrible for choosing to represent the religion of Mormon.

You're so stupid for calling Brian Urlacher a Neo-Nazi when his baby's mother is a Black woman.

What's wrong is that you claim that thrift is one of your 12 values.

Yet, you force people on your website to pay subscription dues.

Don't become a member of his site or you will regret it with pity.

Not becoming a Beck insider will save you from the misery of listening to anyone on Beck University.

For you to call anyone else a racist is extremely dismaying

Since you want to hold a speech in the same place on the same day 47 years after the 'I Have A Dream' speech by Dr. Martin Luther King.

Then, you have the nerve to call it 'The Restoring Honor Rally.' Why call it a rally, man?

That type of terminology is used by the Tea Party and was used by the Klu Klux Klan.

It's sort of sad to watch your career careen off of a cliff so that all can see the wreck.

Why, oh why does Fox News keep airing Glenn Beck?