Q. How do u cercimcize Rednecks?
A. Kick their sister in the jaw.
Q. Why doesnt Santa Cluas and Mrs Claus have any kids?
A. Cuz Santa only cums once a year and its down a chimney.
Q. Why is Santa so jolly all the time?
A. He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q. What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes out the slay?
A.into town and blow a few bucks.
Theres more but it would take to long to write them all if u want more of my jokes youll have to comment and tell me....:D