Everything in life has a beginning. For example, your date of birth is an example of when you began. When something is invented, there is an actual date given to when that certain thing or concept was invented. So, let's delve into the question that is the title of this article: who was the first homosexual?
Homosexuality was actually invented in ancient times about five thousand years ago. The first documented homosexual went by the name of Canaan. Canaan was the grandson of Noah. Just about everyone in the world is familiar with the story about Noah building an ark to avoid death when it rained for forty days and forty nights nonstop upon the entire earth. The remains of the ark has not been located because archaeologists have looked in just about every nook and cranny of Mt. Ararat, a mountain in Turkey in which the ark stayed after the flood waters dissipated. However, archaeologists have not found the remains because they are looking in the wrong location. In Flavius Josephus' work called 'Antiquities,' a Jewish historical work, Josephus states in Chapter 3, Section 5 that the ark is in Armenia, not in Turkey.
Many people think that the story ends there about Noah, but there is one more story about Noah that is not widely known that occurred after the flood. The story is listed inChapter 9, verses 20-29. It talks about Noah becoming an owner of a vineyard. In the story, he imbibes of the fruit of the vineyard a little too much. So, Noah was the first drunk and the first alcoholic. He becomes too drinky and passes out naked in his tent. He then awakes from the first ever recorded hangover and he feels a little weird.
Verse 24 states, "And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him." The verse claims that after Noah woke up, he knew someone had "done" something to him. His butt was probably hurting real bad.
Verse 25 incriminates who committed the first act of homosexuality ever. "And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren."
From the text, it states that Canaan did the deed and had a cursed placed upon him because of the homosexual act. The curse was a rather simple one; he cursed Canaan by saying that he would never have authority and would always be in a subservient position to others in the world.
That is why no one should choose to be homosexual because that person then places that same curse upon themselves. The LBGT movement is futile because the curse implies that homosexuals will never have authority and will always be delegated to be in a subservient position throughout the entire world. If you are homosexual, choose to no longer be a homosexual so that the curse leaves your life.