Poet's Corner: Ode To The Coolest Dwarf In The World, Which is Me

Poet's Corner: Ode To The Coolest Dwarf In The World, Which is Me

Joliet : IL : USA | Mar 26, 2010 at 11:16 PM PDT
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Out of the many various odes that I have written over the past few months, I realized that I have not written a poem dedicated to myself. Here is a poem about me.

I thank you all for reading the many poems written by me,

But this ode is a full expression about me.

A person who thinks differently to what others view to be normal

Destroying traditions and fake truths while choosing not to be cordial

Ritualistic methods will continued to be demolished

Ideologies that are nonsenical will eventually be abolished

A little gnome who sometimes bumps into women on purpose

Nosing around using my nose as a porpoise

Hilarious with humor that makes people laugh

Ostensibly because my poems destroy sacred cows, just like the Golden Calf.

Line upon line, precept upon precept

Mediocre masses will never grasp the depth of my concepts.

A guy who has extensive knowledge because I choose to read books

Never judge anyone by how he or she physically looks.

I don't know many people besides myself that are this cool.

If you're standing next to me, then I hope that you are wearing some wool.

That is an acrostic of my name, the coolest dwarf in the world is me, Adrian Holman

Because I am 405 times cooler than Gary Coleman.

The book that I have written will be read by future generations

Because those words will prevent you from receiving eternal annihilation.

Adrian Holman is based in Joliet, Illinois, United States of America, and is an Anchor on Allvoices.
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