Out of the many various odes that I have written over the past few months, I realized that I have not written a poem dedicated to myself. Here is a poem about me.
I thank you all for reading the many poems written by me,
But this ode is a full expression about me.
A person who thinks differently to what others view to be normal
Destroying traditions and fake truths while choosing not to be cordial
Ritualistic methods will continued to be demolished
Ideologies that are nonsenical will eventually be abolished
A little gnome who sometimes bumps into women on purpose
Nosing around using my nose as a porpoise
Hilarious with humor that makes people laugh
Ostensibly because my poems destroy sacred cows, just like the Golden Calf.
Line upon line, precept upon precept
Mediocre masses will never grasp the depth of my concepts.
A guy who has extensive knowledge because I choose to read books
Never judge anyone by how he or she physically looks.
I don't know many people besides myself that are this cool.
If you're standing next to me, then I hope that you are wearing some wool.
That is an acrostic of my name, the coolest dwarf in the world is me, Adrian Holman
Because I am 405 times cooler than.
The book that I have written will be read by future generations
Because those words will prevent you from receiving eternal annihilation.