Hey Gals- want to pee standing up?

There are now several products on the market that allow a woman to pee standing up. It may be the best invention since the Ipod.

The preferred product is "The Urinelle" which is thin paper rolled like a cone. When you open it up , it becomes a funnel. The woman then pees into the funnel and ends up not spilling a drop, which is a lot better than most men do. The only drawback is the price. It costs $8.85 for a pack of seven "pee funnels".

You can also buy reusable "pee funnels" under the names of "WhizBiz" and "GoGirl", both made of pink silicone. Reporter Michelle Rabil of salon.com prefers the disposible ones because she asks who would wnat to carry around something soaked in urine. Well, Michelle, people do it all the time. They are called babies. Michelle has found a way of making the disposible ones a lot cheaper. She makes them herself out of construction paper.

There was one other product that Michelle Rabin mentioned for women's stand up and pee products. This one was called the "She-nis" which is a 12 inch long gold dildo. Michelle Rabin did not think that would help women pee like a guy, plus she would be rather embarrassed to have to explain it to The Transportation Security Administration before boarding a plane.

The funnel idea makes sense. Its like when you put gas in your lawn mower or oil in your car. So there you go. Women can now stand up and pee like a man. And if you want to have the full effect, belch and fart a lot while you are peeing. Hey , next time in snows, you can write your name in the snow. Cool stuff.