Paris : France | Jan 21, 2010 at 6:40 PM PST
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I'm done with it ! I want the truth all about it ! What's the hell are all our medias willing to ?!And us ! do we really want them ?!

Yesterday I switched on the TV on a TV show. Whatever which one so the fact becomes common ! A little girl was looking for some batteries to replace in her alarm clock. After a while she couldn't find any in the house, she went to her mummy's bathroom intending to steal her toothbrush batteries. But a so nicer and cooler and attractive and funny thing has been left next on the sink... So what do you think a little girl do in that case ?! obviously she rushes to show it to her little girlfriends !

No that long ended the batteries ! The day after, all our very polite and well educated girls were organiszing a race, all the stolen mums sex toys well on the line, participating at the most extraordinary race never seen !

"My duck is faster than your tortoise !". "No, I'll kill your duck with my snake !" "Wait and see how my double arms caterpillar will beat you all !"

Who wins ?!!! well, probably the famous brand called 'Energizer' !!! Maybe the marketing people should think twice before naming their product !!! lol !

So now or later, mums will have to explain to their girls ! and that's the point...! poor daddies ...!

We're now a step beyond "Sex and the City" ! So popular are the sextoys !

So, what do we do ?!

Shall you explain our kids that it's an object they are absolutely not allowed to touch no even to think about ?! "Okay, but YOU do it Mum !"... and your little girl will think 1. you lie ! 2. you don't trust her ! 3. why adults are so complicated ?! 4. As soon Mum is away I'll make a research on internet to understand why I'm not allowed !

Well, let's imagine the little girl has understood (depending on her age, she normally might be able to !), if not, Hourrah ! TV is there to save you and explain her without a doubt !

Now, imagine the little girl has grown up. The sex toy is now no more something she ignores. Moreover, she has discover a new toy ! the sex boy ! the one you choose, and certainly certains models more affordable than others, you decide to use or not and the good point compare to the sex toy you can even recommend and lend to your friend !

So, the questions are :

Would the batteries companies have find with sextoys a imbeatable way to sell more and more batteries ?!!!

What really think men and young men all about their wife, girlfriend, colleague, mother, (and nowadays young grand mother !), sister, cousin... well all the female society using a "Toy" ?!!! hum.... I even wonder what Ken thinks about her Barbie...!!!

So waky waky men ! .......... the sex boy is even now pushing the good and brave sextoy to join the rank of old gadgets !

and now why even more reliable is the sex boy ???............. just a little nothing ! ......... no batteries !



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thanks to batteries !
annelampe is based in Paris, Île-de-France, France, and is a Stringer on Allvoices.
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