"I belong to no organized political party. I'm a Democrat."
-- WILL ROGERS
Ain't it the truth?
When Republicans gained control of the Senate in 2001, even though it was only by 50-50 plus Dick Cheney's vote, they remained united enough to ram through massive tax cuts for the rich.
Democrats have 60 votes, but there's still serious doubt whether they'll be able to pass health care reform.
Meanwhile the Republicans are trying to become even more organized. They have put together a potential list of 10 basic Republican principles and they'll demand that anyone who wants support of the party must agree with at least eight of them.
Interesting, and some of them sound good, but it's just another example of "poli-talk" -- words that sound wonderful but mean very little.
Here they are:
What they say: (1) We support smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits and lower taxes by opposing bills like Obama's "stimulus" bill.
What it means: The $800 billion Bush put together in September to bail on Wall Street was fine, but $800 billion for Main Street is excessive. Bush doubling the debt in his eight years is fine, but Obama adding to it to clean up Bush's mess is irresponsible.
What they say: (2) We support market-based health care reform and oppose Obama-style government run healthcare.
What it means: There's money to be made in health care.
What they say: (3) We support market-based energy reforms by opposing cap and trade legislation.
What it means: Drill, baby, drill and damn the environment. Jesus is coming soon so it won't matter anyway.
What they say: (4) We support workers' right to secret ballot by opposing card check.
What it means: We love workers -- unless they want to join unions.
What they say: (5) We support legal immigration and assimilation into American society by opposing amnesty for illegal immigrants.
What it means: We know we could solve the problem by cracking down on the people who give illegal immigrants jobs, but that's our base.
What they say: (6) We support victory in Iraq and Afghanistan by supporting military-recommended troop surges.
What it means: Lots of money to be made in war.
What they say: (7) We support containment of Iran and North Korea, particularly effective action to eliminate their nuclear weapons threat.
What it means: As John McCain said, "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."
What they say: (8) We support retention of the Defense of Marriage Act.
What it means: Larry Craig will not be allowed to marry. We need scapegoats to keep the Religious Right in line.
What they say: (9) We support protecting the lives of vulnerable persons by opposing health care rationing, denial of health care and government funding of abortion.
What it means: We're opposed to rationing unless it's done by private business. As for abortion, we'll get you born and then you're on your own.
What they say: (10) We support the right to keep and bear arms by opposing government restrictions on gun ownership.
What they mean: Guns don't kill people, Republicans kill people.
You may note there's nothing on there about jobs and there's nothing about education. You can be a Republican and still believe in that stuff.
As for the big tent, they're clearly showing that on evolution. You can either believe God created the Earth six billion years ago or that he created the Earth 6,000 years ago and the Flintstones was a documentary.
God, I love Republicans.