Smack Dat Bitch Up. Tom Price (R-Ga) Is A Southern Gentleman.

I'm constantly accused of (being a sexier version of the most attractive actor in Hollywood, David Duchovney) acting like a five year old. But I am a gentleman. And part of being a gentleman is putting the womenfolk in their place. A firm grip on a short leash is how my grand pappy taught me to treat the fairer sex. I took that approach and improved it by adding liberal applications of the back of my hand.

The astonished dame in this video is Congresswoman Lois Capps, and it doesn't sound like she had anything interesting to say anyway.

We are waiting on confirmation that after this video ended, she and Tom "Hillbilly Boy" Price consummated the parliamentary proceeding with some good old-fashion fucking in the coat closet. There may have been further objections off camera, but a good woman likes a strong man.

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